T.F.I.F!

Thank fuck it’s Friday! I’m ready for the weekend.

Thanks to everyone who tuned in to yesterday’s Jesus Thursday! I’m happy to report I haven’t been struck down dead, or if I did, I’ve risen and come back to life, just like the original J-Man claimed to do!

But today is a new day and a new show. The Daily Photo and Condensed Gossip will be up soon and there will be multiple updats here at the Daily Post including a trip to my P.O. Box to see if I finally got some motherfucking mail, a brand new edition of Hi Asshole! and a lot more bullshit as I think it up.

“Boris” did a cool job with the Home Page art today, he converted the original MTV logo into a logo for The Marty Wombacher Show. It turned out super cool! And speaking of logo’s, if you need a logo for your website, band or whatever, “Boris” is available to create you one. He’s also available for website art retouching and anything you can think of (within reason!) Just send me an email from my Home Page and I’ll forward it to “Boris.”

Okay updates will start happening momentarily, stay tuned or check the links at the bottom of the Home Page for current updates. And eat Cheez Whiz, it’s some great tasting shit! I like it on crackers!

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw
legendary Best Boy Bobby Neville
grompf
biff
JHwang
Gene1
Professor Joey D
Marty (Louisville)

Thanks for tuning in and contributing everyone, we’ll see you tomorrow at THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW!

Daily Video

Today’s daily video is a Jesus video suggested by Commentator Jason Hwang. I had heard about this but I had never seen it. I believe that this is the first South Park which was made for a Christmas party and some TV exectutives saw it and got the two guys who made it a TV deal. A real miracle!

Anyway, it’s hilarious! Thanks for the suggestion, Jason!

Jason

I hope you all had a great Jesus Thursday!

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From The "Boris" Files

Here’s some Jesus clips that “Boris” sent from his files. Funny stuff, Daddio! I’ll see you in hell!

And on the eighth day of the week, Jesus came to earth to prove John Lennon wrong!

 

“I am the 500 foot Jesus,” he sang mocking Lennon, “and you are simply a six foot egg man! Goo goo ga joob!”

Beatles Jesus Fiasco!

Jesus became the anti-Beatle on July 26, 1966. That’s because that’s when the magazine Datebook came out with an article and quoted Beatle John Lennon as saying, “The Beatles are more popular than Jesus.”

The quote was actually taken from an article that had been printed months earlier in the London Evening Standard. It didn’t cause shockwaves when it first came out, but taken out of context, this quote became big news for awhile in America.

Overnight asshole DJ’s were telling kids to burn their Beatle records and destroy all your Beatle stuff. I remember I was eight-years-old that year and talking to my brother Jim who was 10-years-old. We both agreed that we liked the Beatles more than Jesus and no way were we destroying our Beatle stuff! I still feel that way today!

In the Beatles Anthology film, Ringo laughs it off and says it was good for them, because a half year later all those kids were buying the same albums they had burned!

Here’s a couple good articles I found on the internet about the whole kit and kaboodle.

This is the original article from the London Evening Standard which caused no controversy in England.

Here’s a good article that includes the cover of the magazine and some sound clips.

And here’s a clip of John Lennon defending what he said:

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Artwork by Jaws the Cabbie.