The Alzheimer’s Comic!

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands
together for Ronnie Balladeer,

The Alzheimer’s Comic!

“Good evening ladies and uhh...ladies and...uh...Good evening! My name is uh...umm...uh...my name...my name is...umm...it’s....let’s see here...I’ve got it on the tip of my...uh....tip of my...my name is...uh...ummm...Good...Good...oh yeah...Goodnight Everybody!”

Commentator Corner

Welcome to Commentator Corner. If you’re a commentator at the Marty Wombacher Show, feel free to send me images, writings, thoughts, photos, whatever. You’re a part of the show and I’m happy to spotlight your creativity.

Jason Hwang is today’s commentator and a photographer here in New York City. He builds his own cameras and you can see some of his work here: Jason Hwang.

Jason recently took these photos of one of our beloved Con-Ed workers in action, earning that money that we send them every week.

You can kind of see him there, probably making a call in to work or something.

Yep, there he is, no mistaking that ugly Con-Ed yellow vest.

And then Jason got a little closer and confirmed what I thought for years—Most of the people working for Con-Ed are dummies!

Thanks, Jason, we look forward to more photos in the phuture!

Jason

Saturday Poll

Saturday!

Hooray it’s Saturday!

As always a bit of an abbreviated, but still a fun show. Daily Photo is on hiatus until Monday, but Condensed Gossip is coming up momentarily. And then here at The Daily Post we’ve got a Saturday Poll, a Commentator Corner featuring Jason Hwang, The Alzheimer’s Comic will be stopping by and last but not least the Daily Video.

So pull up your socks, grab a beer or whatever it is you drink or do on Saturday and enjoy the show!

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
JHwang
grompf
biff
"Boris"
Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!
Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw
Beau Brooks
Professor Joey D
Aaron
Gene1
Sam
Pamela Lukas

Thanks for tuning in and contributing everyone, we’ll see you tomorrow at THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW!

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Winning Lottery Ticket!

Here’s the winning Mega-Millions lottery ticket! When I win I’m planning on going to France to drink beer at this bar that Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw and grompf hang out at. And you can come too, just leave a comment below saying, “I’m in,” and you can come along, all airfare, hotel, food, drinks, whatever will be on me. Plus I’ll give everyone five thousand dollars a day per diem and we can all go nuts!

Think positive so this will happen! Cheers!

Private Parts

In this week’s Us Magazine they had an pictorial article titled, “Kendra and Hank, Our Private Honeymoon Album.”

Hey Kendra...you got a second? Great! You see when you publish your album in a magazine that is seen buy hundreds of thousands of people IT’S NOT PRIVATE!

Oh and good luck to that future retard that you’re going to be pushing out of your vagina that thousands of men have jerked off too. Luckily your chld probably won’t hae the brain power to see what a whore his mommy is.