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Aug072009

Winning Lottery Ticket!


Here’s the winning Mega-Millions lottery ticket! When I win I’m planning on going to France to drink beer at this bar that Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw and grompf hang out at. And you can come too, just leave a comment below saying, “I’m in,” and you can come along, all airfare, hotel, food, drinks, whatever will be on me. Plus I’ll give everyone five thousand dollars a day per diem and we can all go nuts!

Think positive so this will happen! Cheers!

Reader Comments (20)

I'm in Motherfucker!

Take Me , Take Me , Please !

August 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJHwang

Hay If I win instead , I'll take You , OK Marty !

August 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJHwang

Okay, so far there's three of us!

August 7, 2009 | Registered CommenterMarty Wombacher

i think it goes without saying that i'm in, but since you want me to say it, i'll say it. I'M IN! i was going to say I'M IN, MOTHERFUCKER, but i see that professor dungpie beat me to it. and, yes, i know there's a joke somewhere that involves professor dungpie and "beating," but i'll leave that one to him....professor?

p.s. did i say i'm in? because i'm in.

August 7, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterbiff

And now there's four! Anyone else?

August 7, 2009 | Registered CommenterMarty Wombacher

:D Happy Zioum Zioum right now! hihihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!! singing with my chainsaw!
♫♪ ziiiiiiiioum ♫ ziiiioum zioum ♪ zi-ziiiioum zioum ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioum! ♪ zi zi zi ♫ iouu ioum ioum iiiiiiiiiiiioum ! ♫

Marty, professor, JHwang and Biff = 4 x 99 = 396
+ Me and grompf = 2 x 99 = 198

The score is now : 594 Beers for the TMWS crew's!

TO 594 Beers for the TMWS crew's!

August 7, 2009 | Registered CommenterMarty Wombacher

I'm in! Come on numbers!

August 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGene1

I'll get you to drink some vodka after the beer so I can take your ticket.

August 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

You'll have to be a little patient... the bar is now closed for summer vacancies reason ! And we (all the team hanging on the glasses at the time) finished all the open beer barrels before closure 1 hour ago !

Dry season begins...

August 7, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergrompf

Fuck! What?! FUCK! and You finished every barrels?! without me?
MO-THER-FU-CKER ! Argh! Jesus! Why do I stayed at home tonight?? :(
and now... Where will I go to drink for the next 2 weeks? :'( sob...

I hate the dry season !

Dry , Not For NYC!

August 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJHwang

Fuck We Win Yet ?

August 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJHwang

Dry season sucks, when I win, I'm buying that bar and it will NEVER close!

TO 24 HOUR BARS!

August 8, 2009 | Registered CommenterMarty Wombacher

I'm in.

August 8, 2009 | Unregistered Commenter"Boris"

Hey Biff! I'm beating off to your comment right now! This is a first in my life......usually i need a visual........like big butts that make your jeans look small, but this is the first time i ever jerked off to a comment........and it was pure heaven...........Hold on a minute while i wipe off the overhead light in my kitchen.........it was dripping!

Dry season! sounds like Cry season, so! Why dry? I'm crying like a baby 5 years old without beer!!! but I can drink my own tears like an asshole!! haha
Please JHwang, If NYC is No-dry, Send me 200Go of beer !
Good Idea Marty !
TO 24 HOURS BEER !

In. (just in case you ACTUALLY do win)

August 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterProfessor Joey D

good work, professor! now i see where the fountainhead part comes from! COMES FROM!!! hahahahahahaha!!!

August 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterbiff

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