Friday
Aug072009
Winning Lottery Ticket!
Posted on Friday, August 7, 2009 at 2:29PM
Here’s the winning Mega-Millions lottery ticket! When I win I’m planning on going to France to drink beer at this bar that Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw and grompf hang out at. And you can come too, just leave a comment below saying, “I’m in,” and you can come along, all airfare, hotel, food, drinks, whatever will be on me. Plus I’ll give everyone five thousand dollars a day per diem and we can all go nuts!
Think positive so this will happen! Cheers!
Reader Comments (20)
I'm in Motherfucker!
Take Me , Take Me , Please !
Hay If I win instead , I'll take You , OK Marty !
Okay, so far there's three of us!
i think it goes without saying that i'm in, but since you want me to say it, i'll say it. I'M IN! i was going to say I'M IN, MOTHERFUCKER, but i see that professor dungpie beat me to it. and, yes, i know there's a joke somewhere that involves professor dungpie and "beating," but i'll leave that one to him....professor?
p.s. did i say i'm in? because i'm in.
And now there's four! Anyone else?
:D Happy Zioum Zioum right now! hihihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!! singing with my chainsaw!
♫♪ ziiiiiiiioum ♫ ziiiioum zioum ♪ zi-ziiiioum zioum ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioum! ♪ zi zi zi ♫ iouu ioum ioum iiiiiiiiiiiioum ! ♫
Marty, professor, JHwang and Biff = 4 x 99 = 396
+ Me and grompf = 2 x 99 = 198
The score is now : 594 Beers for the TMWS crew's!
TO 594 Beers for the TMWS crew's!
I'm in! Come on numbers!
I'll get you to drink some vodka after the beer so I can take your ticket.
You'll have to be a little patient... the bar is now closed for summer vacancies reason ! And we (all the team hanging on the glasses at the time) finished all the open beer barrels before closure 1 hour ago !
Dry season begins...
Fuck! What?! FUCK! and You finished every barrels?! without me?
MO-THER-FU-CKER ! Argh! Jesus! Why do I stayed at home tonight?? :(
and now... Where will I go to drink for the next 2 weeks? :'( sob...
I hate the dry season !
Dry , Not For NYC!
Fuck We Win Yet ?
Dry season sucks, when I win, I'm buying that bar and it will NEVER close!
TO 24 HOUR BARS!
I'm in.
Hey Biff! I'm beating off to your comment right now! This is a first in my life......usually i need a visual........like big butts that make your jeans look small, but this is the first time i ever jerked off to a comment........and it was pure heaven...........Hold on a minute while i wipe off the overhead light in my kitchen.........it was dripping!
Dry season! sounds like Cry season, so! Why dry? I'm crying like a baby 5 years old without beer!!! but I can drink my own tears like an asshole!! haha
Please JHwang, If NYC is No-dry, Send me 200Go of beer !
Good Idea Marty !
TO 24 HOURS BEER !
In. (just in case you ACTUALLY do win)
good work, professor! now i see where the fountainhead part comes from! COMES FROM!!! hahahahahahaha!!!