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Monday
Jun082009

Daily Video

Badfinger


An interesting fact about the band Badfinger is that two of it’s members hanged themselves (insert David Carradine joke in the comments section.) They were one of the first band’s signed to the Beatles’ record label Apple records in 1969. They had some hits and then they hired a new manager, Stan Polley, who talked them into leaving Apple for a more lucrative deal at RCA records. He also had them sign over all their publishing and touring money to his bank so he could manage the money. He told them that if they toured steadlily and lived cheaply for a couple of years they’d all be millionaires. So they worked their asses off and lived like poor people only to find out after a couple years that the manager had stolen all their money and he couldn’t be found. Lead singer and guitarist Pete Ham’s girlfriend was pregnant and he became so distraught that he hung himself in their garage on April 24th, 1975. In his suicide note he wrote, “Stan Polley is a soulless bastard.” On November 19, 1983, bassist Tom Evans got into a heated argument with guitarist Joey Molland on the phone over royalty paymemts and he told Molland he was going to hang himself. And he did. They found him the next morning, hanging from a tree in his garden. I guess the lesson to be learned here is don’t get all hung up on life. So in the spirit of that, tonight I’d like to present not one, but two Daily Videos. The first is Badfinger doing their song, Baby Blue (and check out Kenny Rogers introducing them, it’s before he became a chicken salesman) and the second is a Stranglers song that always makes me think of Badfinger for some reason.

Monday
Jun082009

Squeal of Fortune!

This is a game I’m going to post every now and again. Basically it’s kind of like Wheel of Fortune, sans Vanna White, Pat Sajak and cash and prizes. And a wheel.

Below I’m putting a sentence with some letters left blank and a clue. The first person to correctly fill in the blanks in the comments section wins. I’ll post their name tomorrow if there is one and they can squeal for joy and/or like a pig.

Okay, here’s the clue:

The original name of this movie was “Eight Arms To Hold You.” Below is the name it ended up being called and who starred in it. The black dots represent the missing letters. Good luck, brainiacs!

•E•P

Starring

T••   ••AT•ES

Monday
Jun082009

Good Habits

Monday
Jun082009

Daily Poll

Monday
Jun082009

Hello

Hello! Welcome to today’s show. Things will start soon, be looking for a new Daily Picture, Condensed Gossip, fishwrap, Daily Poll and more, more much! It’s the way of the world!

P.S. Today’s home page is by The Marty Wombacher Show’s residnent artist and Photoshop Wizard, “Boris!” Great work, “Boris!” Check out some of “Boris’” past work here: Home Page Art. 

Sunday
Jun072009

Commercial Break

Sunday
Jun072009

Daily Video

The Twilight Zone

The Twilight Zone is one of my all time favorite TV shows. It was created by Rod Serling, who I think is a genius. He wrote most of the episodes, and he used the format to get around some of the troubles he had encountered while writing Playhouse 90 scripts. Serling wanted to comment on things like racism, war and other social issues, but the networks censored most of this material. So he created Twilight Zone and used aliens and other science fiction means to convey some of his beliefs.

Here’s one of his anit-war messages, in a Twilight Zone episode titled, A Quality Of Mercy. Your next stop...The Twilight Zone!

P.S. Look for Leonard Nimoy in this!

Sunday
Jun072009

Irony Board

HOW LONG MUST WE PULL IRONY OUT OF OUR BUTTCHEEKS?

I think one of the most unjust things happening today is when you’re ready to staple your left nostril to the coffee table and then you realize that you’re out of staples and then you go to the store and they claim to be “all out of staples.” And the store is Staples.

I mean how long must we pull irony out of our buttcheeks and pretend it’s cottage cheese? As Frank Zappa once sang, “There’s just no way to delay that trouble coming every day.”

If you want to stay on shore while the sky is raining chocolate diarrhea, that’s your business, but I’m not going to calmly sit by and pretend that the soup’s not turning into suds. Darn the socks if you must, but as we all know haste makes paste and a bird in the hand isn’t flying anywhere in the near future as far as I can glean.

Here ye, here ye, all ye steak fryers and children of corn and ye pudding pop eaters. Wake up. Smell the coffee and squeeze your ankles. The sun is high, the streets are paved and lettuce will eventually be salad days and days of moldy mayonnaise, happily Zappally quoting twice again.

Sunday
Jun072009

Daily Poll

Sunday
Jun072009

Sunday Morning

Pretty much the same drill as yesterday and every other fucking Sunday since I’ve been doing this show. Poll, religious gossip, recycled blog and a Daily Video before I go out to a bar. Blah, blah, blah. Yada, yada, yada. Peter, Paul, Mary.