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Monday, June 8, 2009 at 12:19PM
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A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school. The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates." "Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that nasty habit."
i voted in honor of tuesday weld and now i'm gonna go all ape shit on al pacino! author! author!!
Fuck Happy Days! Fuck Fonzie and his stupid Fonzie statue in Milwaukee! Fuck Pottsie Fuck Laverne and Shirley too.........actually i did fuck Shirley one time and she made these wierd pussy farting sounds that really annoyed me Fuck Tom Bosley..........not me......you fuck him! Fuck Opie Cunningham the big time director too! Time for a beer and Fantasies of Tuesday Weld!