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Somehow I lost the art for the home page so i had to remake it at the last minute. Anyway, welcome back, a new picture of the day will be up soon, then Condensed Gossip, some fishwrappery and more stuff here. Check back often and have a great Friday, now it's diet Mountain Dew time. I shouldn't have had that 14th beer last night.

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Commentators of the Week!

Thanks to all the commentators this week! I really appreciate them and read them all with joy and laughter (except for the occasional abuse from Joey D!) As of this writing The Marty Wombacher Show has received over 900 comments. As we approach the 100th comment, I would like to announce a contest here. The person who leaves the 1000th comment will receive both of my books and a copy of each Natalie Word! So comment away and the winner will be announced when it happens.

Below are one random comment from each of this week’s commentator, thanks everybody!

Cheers,

Marty

P.S. I debuted this show on May 4th, so The Marty Wombacher Show is now one month old! Woo hoo! Thanks for keeping on the air everybody!

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Of all my posts, you pick THIS one? I hate this website.
Joey D

I raise my Bullfrog beer ( There's a hop in every bottle) to Fucking Mother Whores all over this great whore filled land! God bless America!
Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment

"genetically engineered to possess cells taken from different creatures?" sounds like cher to me!
biff

There is an unhappy puppy in Biff's pants.
tiefighter25

Since when was Sean Penn ever funny?Oh yeah, when he married Madonna.
mrs5000

"Hi, Asshole! And don't hit me with whatever you're waving around!"
Marty (Louisville)

Joe “Mama” Besser
“Boris”

hey, i’ve heard of that seagull one too. wasn't it about some birds? and wasn't it called jonathan livingston seagull. required reading in the 8th grade.
tom murray

So is your address P.O. 359 or P.O. 395? You headline doesn't match the typed address.
A non-dyslexic

Get over it Marty!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
Sheila

They have to gum it to death, they ain't got no teeth.
Right when you think Rolling Stone has hit bottom (pun intended) you find out that there is no depths to which they will not sink. The Marianas Trench now looks like the ol' swimmin' hole. The new mantra for Rolling Stone writers must be "Who the fuck cares?"
Oh, of course this is because I am old enough to remember when RS was a music magazine.
Hap Manfield

I just found out about this site a week or so ago, but is Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment, Marty Wombacher using a pseudonym?
Gene

That dude looks like someone I used to work with.who moved to NYC...Mark Dillon- is that you?
madonna

she's annoying and full of herself! I liked your ending, lol!! :D
amy

I have no idea what is going on. I love Mr. Bubble. I hate this lady and I don't even know her.
"In her shitty little apartment, she would order a bag of cocaine from a delivery service, get high, and work on her hair and makeup for hours. She’d get it perfect, and then come down from the coke and do it all over again"
At least Edie Sedgwick had the common courtesy to die. Blech!
Ashley

I like your show, Marty.
Beau Brooks

I have no idea what anyone's talkin' 'bout, except I suddenly feel a warm sensation between my legs.
I should best ask the Professor about this strange phenomenon ....
Heide

Wooo yeah ok! Only one French "Merde" ??? :(
I'm going to learn you some others !!! :D
(I write masculin/feminin forms, we sometimes have a difference between both)
Simple forms :
Merde (shit), Enculer (fuck fucking), Enculé (fucker), Putain (fucking or shit), con (cunt), conard/conasse ( asshole), salaud/salope (bitch), batard/batarde (bastard), boudin (fatty), fils de pute (son of a bitch), Ta mere la pute (motherfucker), Enfoiré (bastard), Race de pute (Bitch's race), Sale pute (dirty bitch), Raclure (louse), pourriture (scum), Poufiasse (bitch but blonde with enormous boops), Sarkoziste (yes... The name of mister president is now an insult in France ! It means that you are a kind of Hitler... but we still use bushiste too!)... etc
Composed forms : (here, my favorite!! Very vulgzr... but the half was invented by my mom & dad... Yeah... good viking upbringing from my parents...I told them to stop cocain and alcohol but they don't hear me... haha!!)
Enculer de chiotte de bite (kind of : john's fucker of cock), Enculer de ta race de pute (Fucking race of bitch), Anus de porc (pork's anus), Fosse a Purin (hole full of shit), fils de ta race maudite (son of your damn race), chatte qui pue la merde (pussy smelling shit), Suceur/suceuse de bite (sucker of cock), Enculeur de mouches (fucker of flies), grosse chienne de morue (big cod-fish's bitch)... etc
Specific from Toulouse & south of France: Couillon (means to have stupid balls), Creuvard (kind of bastard), Foufoune (pussy), Enculer de cagasse (fucking shit), Putain-con (Fucking-cunt), Enculer de macarel (fucking of...'untranslatable')... etc
Specific from Paris & North of France : Tête de chibre (head of cock), Tocard (idiot)...etc
(*ps : the word 'Race' don't mean about skin's color, but human race or the race of things)
Good! my work is done for today! haha
Now, come in France and repeat the list when you meet some sarkoziste's cops ;) They love this kind of words!!!!!! :D
Kisses America !
Zioum Zioum the chainsaw

Daily Video

It’s only fitting to finish up “Three Stooges Thursday” with not one, not two, but three Three Stooges videos! Soitenly, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Enjoy!

The Fourth Stooge, by "Boris!"

As promised, more fantastic “Boris” artwork! I’ve always wanted to be a Stooge (don’t go there, Joey D!) and now I am one! I only have one thing to say...MoeLarryCheese! Thanks for doing this “Boris,” it’s a classic!

Surfing Stooges

Here’s seven Stooge websites that have a shitload of pictures, products, facts, trivia and finger-in-the-eyeballs fun!

Wikipedia

ThreeStooges.Net

ThreeStooges.Com

This is a Three Stooges game you can download. But it’s only for a PC. I have a Mac. Assholes!

Three-Stooges.Net

A Stooge page on Neatorama

Clown Ministry

Have fun Stooge-surfing! You’ll notice I didn’t include the “official” Three Stooges site. That’s because that place endorses that stupid fucking movie that’s coming out next year, so I refuse to look at it!

A Stooges Musical Interlude

The Curly Shuffle. Soitenly!

Commercial Break

Stoopid!

I can’t believe The Farrelly Brothers are making a “new” Three Stooges movie with Sean Penn as Larry, Benicio Del Toro as Moe and Jim Carrey as Curly.

This is just wrong. It’s like Steve Martin doing his Pink Panther movies. Maybe they’re funny, I’ll never know because I’ll never watch them, I’d rather watch Peter Sellers in the originals.

I hope somehow the fucking plug gets pulled on this project becaue the thought of Jim Carrey playing Curly is making me throw up in my left boot.

Here’s an article on this travesty, and it’s endorsed by the Three Stooges Official Website! Fuck.

“New” Three Stooges Film.

Here’s the IMBD page on this project:

IMBD Page

That says it’s scheduled for a 2010 release. The good news is maybe I’ll be dead when it comes out.