Friday
Jun052009
Okay, so I'm a little late...
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Friday, June 5, 2009 at 12:14PM
Friday, June 5, 2009 at 12:14PM 
Somehow I lost the art for the home page so i had to remake it at the last minute. Anyway, welcome back, a new picture of the day will be up soon, then Condensed Gossip, some fishwrappery and more stuff here. Check back often and have a great Friday, now it's diet Mountain Dew time. I shouldn't have had that 14th beer last night.
Reader Comments (6)
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
*yawn*
is the motherfucker a motherfucker motherfucker fucker
Hey Dickface,
Haiku poetry consists of 17 moras in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively. Your poem is in poor form.
the sisters always have the best weed.
I feel that i do not have a comment for this! I Feel i must go to the desert and reread my Carlos Casteneda book.. A Yaqui way of Knowledge! When i have regained my mojo, i will return with comments that will enlighten you beyond belief........but before i go let me say......wouldn't be cool to fuck a nun in the ass, just for the fuck of it.....While she's wearing that headress!........Oh God!......!