Morning Sucks

Once again, I'm up early. The results of a 4 day weekend. I'm a little weaned off my night shift schedule and wondering how you people can stand living in these hours. Morning is horrible! Light posting again today, a daily poll in a couple minutes, religious gossip (starring Joey D!) a MySpace rerun blog and a Daily Video in the early evening. But now, Johnny Cash and Kris Kristofferson tell it like it is. Have a good Sunday everyone! I'm going to go chug some diet Mountain Dew and wait for nighttime.

Intro

Click play to hear opening theme by bandleader and announcer, Slim Volume.

Daily Video

Laura Nyro

Laura Nyro was a great singer/songwriter who’s songs got butchered by bands like Three Dog Night and Blood, Sweat and Tears. I read in an interview that she didn’t care that they ruined her songs, because she got the royalties and didn’t have to worry about becoming a big time star. She was content to pretty much write songs, record and play clubs here in New York City. Some of the hits other people scored with her songs were “Eli’s Coming,” by Three Dog Night, “And When I Die,” by Blood, Sweat and Tears and “Wedding Bell Blues,” by the Fifth Dimension.

She died on April 8th, 1997 of ovarian cancer. She was 49-years-old. I was living here in New York and all kinds of radio stations were playing her songs. Here’s a song that was a big hit for Barbara Streisand, “Stoney End.” And of course her version is vastly superior to Bab’s!

OCD Survey

OCD Survey
OCD Survey
OCD Survey
OCD Survey
OCD Survey
OCD Survey
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OCD Survey
OCD Survey
OCD Survey

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tap tap tap
tap tap

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blink blink blink

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tap tap tap
tap
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blink blink blink

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make sure toilet isn’t running
make sure toilet isn’t running
make sure toilet isn’t running

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blink blink blink
blink blink blink

(double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.)

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So so so so so...do you ever have an OCD moment? Moment, moment, look up moment in the dictionary for good luck. Look up moment in the dictionary for good luck. Look up moment in the dictionary for good luck. Look up moment in the dictionary for good luck. Look up moment in the dictionary for good luck. Look up moment in the dictionary for good luck. Look up moment in the dictionary for good luck. Look up moment in the dictionary for good luck. Share share share share (repeat 16 times for good luck) share share share share share share share share share share share share share share share share.

1. What

1. What

1. What

blink blink blink

(double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.) (double check to make sure air conditioner is turned off before you leave.)

Check your keys. Check your keys.Check your keys.Check your keys.Check your keys.Check your keys.Check your keys.Check your keys.Check your keys!

Wallet wallet wallet wallet this shit never ends! Wallet wallet wallet wallet this shit never ends! Wallet wallet wallet wallet this shit never ends! Wallet wallet wallet wallet this shit never ends! Wallet wallet wallet wallet this shit never ends!

Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

(I’m okay ma, I’m only bleeding!)

Ha ha ha!

Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really.

Ha ha ha!

Thanks for reading reading reading (repeat twice to repel bad luck) reading, reading, your friend, Marty.

Finally this bad luck shit is over today! Yay! (repeat x 4) Finally this bad luck shit is over today! Yay! Finally this bad luck shit is over today! Yay! Finally this bad luck shit is over today! Yay! Finally this bad luck shit is over today! Yay! Finally this bad luck shit is over today!

Whew! Sheesh! Ha ha ha! You may think I’m nuts, but I’m not. I’m just like Paul Revere and the Raiders, I’m just like me. I’m just fooling. (repeat) I’m just fooling.

Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. (repeat 11 times so you don’t get a bad luck plague) Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH! It’s a joke and a larf, HA HA HA! I don’t really have this. Your friend, Marty. SHEESH!

daily Poll

Happy Saturday

 

I'm up early for a Saturday and it's amazing how morning really sucks ass. It's a hollerday weekend, so postings will be light the next three days. A poll will be up soon and then condensed gossip and later a blog from my MySpace files and a daily video. And now, diet Mountain Dew. Happy Saturday everyone.

Intro

Click play to hear opening theme by bandleader and announcer, Slim Volume.

Daily Video

Tracy Jordan

I was never a huge fan of Tracy Jordan when he was on Saturday Night Live. That one character he did, “Brian Fellow,” really got on my fucking nerves! So when I heard he was going to be one of the stars on 30 Rock when it started, I didn’t think much if it and didn’t watch the show. Well, after about a year of reading how great it was and friends of mine telling me I had to watch it, I caved in and put the first season in my Netlfix queue. After the first episode, I was hooked. The show is hilarious and Tracy Jordan is great in it! Here’s a clip from the show.

Tracy Jordan

P.O. Box 395

This was another successful run to P.O. Box 395 today! I made my weekly trek to the P.O. Box and was happily surprised to find two items in there. And they are both mystery mailers again! Nobody’s signing their name’s to this stuff and it’s cracking me up.

First up is a Postcard. Here’s the front:

On the back the mystery mailer writes:
“The Marty Wombacher Show has become so popular, so quickly, it needs nubile young interns!”

Now how did you know that one of my favorite words is “nubile?” Thanks for the post card, I’m putting it on my refrigerator!

The second piece of mail is from last week’s mystery person, I think. I say this judging from the cool potpourri of contents inside. Here’s the envelope. The postage stamp says it's from Westchester, NY.

Inside are the following treasures:

A Stop & Shop coupon for $1.00 off of Wolfgang Puck’s canned soups. We don’t have Stop & Shops here in Manhattan, but if they ever open up, discounted soup will definitely be up!

Here’s a 100 dollar chip for a Las Vegas Casino. Hey Mystery Person, is this thing real? Let me know in the comments, you don’t have to put your name, just say, “Yes,” or “No.” If it’s real I may do a special Las Vegas weekend Marty Wombacher show and let it ride!

And finally there’s a card from a restaurant called, “Mild Wally’s.” The name of this joint really cracks me up. They sell spicy foods like pizza and chicken wings, so wouldn’t you think they’d go for a name like, “Wild Wally’s” instead of “Mild Wally’s?” I mean, what’s up, Mild Wally’s was “Bland Wally’s” already taken? Here's Mild Wally's website. Check out their unique spelling of the word, "Thursday!"

Anyway, big, big thanks to the two mystery mailers of the week. When I started this I really didn’t think people would send stuff in and it’s really cool that people are doing this! Mucho thanks you mystery mailers you!

That’s all for this week’s P.O. Box 395, till next week, keep them cards and letters coming in.

Send anything you like to:

Marty Wombacher
P.O. Box 395
New York, NY • 10113

Hi Assholes!

(This guy saw me taking his photo and told me to delete it. I asked him why and he said he was a famous actor. Well I don't know who you are, so no deleting for you, asshole!)

Hi Assholes!