OCD BINGO!

Put Your Boards on the Table and SkipYour Meds, Because it’s Time For... OCD BINGO!

(Yes, I'm obsessed with OCD today!) (Yes, I'm obsessed with OCD today!) (Yes, I'm obsessed with OCD today!) (Yes, I'm obsessed with OCD today!)

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Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds

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Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds--My Little Trio of Obsession

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I obsess over things becaue I can. One of my many obsessions is the singing trio collectively known as Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds. Nary a day goes by that I don’t think about these fellows and here are a few of the thoughts that have passed through my grey matter regarding this singing trio.

Most people think of Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds as one-hit wonders and that really steams my buns! They had TWO hits, one in 1971 with their smashtrastic song, “Don’t Pull Your Love,” (I always suspected that song was about the poor man's means of birth control) and another in 1975 with the equally endearing and somewhat hypnotic tune, “Fallin’ In Love.” It appears, that all Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds needed was love (in the title of a song), to have a Billboard certified smash tune. I, for one, “love” it!

I’ve always been curious about their names. Hamilton and Reynolds were bonafide one-named beings in the grand tradition of Cher, Charo and Walgreens. And Joe Frank had two names, but both of them were first names. Now if that isn’t irony squared to the seventh power brothers and sisters, well, I’ll eat a baker’s dozen cheese biscuits from Red Lobster and then throw up all over the waitress after drinking fifteen of their specialty drinks (sometimes you get to keep the glass, other times I just steal them.)

And I wonder in times when they were just hanging out, drinking, snorting cocaine, exploring each other in their respective assholes with electric cattle prods, enjoying Pixie Sticks and marveling at themselves in the nude, did they refer to Hamilton, as “Ham?” And was Reynolds named after aluminum wrap? Curious questions that remain unanswered and haunt me in the middle of many a sleepless night, while laying in a fetal position, covered in sweat and sobbing ever-so softly.

Also, why didn’t they seek out a speech therapist? It’s emabarrasingly obvious in the song, “Fallin’ In Love,” that none of them could pronounce the letter “L.” “Baby, baby, fawwin’ in love, I’m fawwin’ in love with you.” (Another mysterious sidebar here is that they enunciated the “L” in “love” perfectly. Curious fellows, these Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds!) The fact that the song was a hit in light of such an obvious crippling speech impediment is further testimony to the genius of the singing trio of Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds. I remember once when I was sixteen years old and I was with this loser girl I had fed a bunch of liquor and drugs to in hopes that I would get a little action, in the heat of the moment I said, “Baby, I’m think I’m fawwin’ in love with you.” I was hoping she’d get the reference and take her shirt off. But instead she told me to take my hands out of her pants and she ended up in the backseat of some football player’s car. Drunk as a skunk on my liquor. High as a kite on my drugs. Whore.

Well, I could go on and on and it appears that I have, but I’ve got to run. Edison Lighthouse just came on the radio and I’m going to go where their Rosemary goes. I heard she’s a dirty little slut, maybe she’ll put out.

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Squeal of Fortune!

This is a game I’m going to post every week on Mondays. Basically it’s kind of like Wheel of Fortune, sans Vanna White, Pat Sajak and cash and prizes. And a wheel. And a studio audience.

Below I’m putting a sentence with some letters left blank and a clue. The first person to correctly fill in the blanks in the comments section wins. I’ll post their name tomorrow if there is one and they can squeal for joy and/or like a pig.

Okay, here’s the clue (no fair Googling!):

This English band had such a bad reputation that by 1977 they were pretty much banned from playing live, nobody would book them for fear of the commotion that might ensue by the band or their fans. So the band booked gigs under the name, The Spots.

Name the real name of the band and what “Spots” stood for.

Band:
•h•   •ex   •is•o•s

What “Spots” stood for:
•ex   •is••ls   O•   T••r   S••re•ly

Commentator Corner

Welcome to Commentator Corner. If you’re a commentator at the Marty Wombacher Show, feel free to send me images, writings, thoughts, photos, whatever. You’re a part of the show and I’m happy to spotlight your creativity.

This week Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw sent in photos of a character she created called Dame Ricard. Zioum Zioum explains the character:

“Here is Dame Ricard ! The drunk whore! haha. 

Dame Ricard is a character of a show I wrote with a partner in 2007 when I moved to Paris. Dame Ricard and Dame Nibard (played by my partner, nibard means tits), are 2 drunk whores.

Everyday on the sidewalk, they are drinking Ricard and getting drunk, being hysterical, screaming dirty and cynical things and... they ponder on "why they don't get much men". We had written almost 10 sketches, but my partner blew a fuse (and I still don't know why! lol) and I decided to stop everything with her. The first photo is the one we had chosen if we would have the possibility to make a DVD. The second is one of the promotion posters, and the third is from the New year 2009. My mom likes this character and she asked me to dress up like that for a party. On the photo, I put an outlet in my ear to make works my "electric razor cake slice"! Cheers! And TO WHORE !”

Thanks Zioum Zioum, what a great character! Don’t forget to check out Zioum Zioum’s blog, lots of great and funny art and writing, click here: Zioum Zioum Blog.

Zioum Zioum

What the Fuck Happened Here?

I could’ve sworn it was Friday night and I had just punched out of work and was opening a beer. The next thing I know is it’s Monday Morning. What the fuck? Who stole my weekend!

Oh well, in spite of all that, I’ve got a big, big show lined up today. Zioum Zioum is in the Commentator spotlight showing a character she created, we’ve got the weekly Squeal of Fortune quiz, there’s OCD Bingo and a bit on Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds. And of course a fake ad and a Daily Video, that is related to to the fake ad.

And just because it’s Monday, “Boris” sure isn’t slouching on the Home Page art! A really cool retro 60’s one today, great work as always Daddio! If you’d like some cool artwork like this for your website or a logo or a CD cover designed, “Boris” does freelance artwork at reasonable prices. Just send me an email from the Home Page and I’ll forward it to “Boris.”

Alright, you know the drill by now, next up, Daily Photo then Condensed Gossip. Stay tuned or check the red links at the bottom of the Home Page for current updates.

May your Monday pass smoothly!

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
JHwang
grompf
Nosaj
Zioum Zioum The Chainsaw
"Boris"

Thanks for tuning in and contributing everyone, we’ll see you tomorrow at THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW!

Daily Video

The Last Waltz

The Last Waltz is one of my favorite rock ‘n’ roll movies/concerts/documentaries. This is probably my favorite song from the whole concert. Great vocal by Rick Danko and superb guitar and sax solos at the end by Robbie Robbertson (who wrote the song) and Garth Hudson. Enjoy this and have a great Sunday evening!

Further Proof...

That print is dead! Michael Jackoff sells more magazines dead than alive. Okay Michael, we know you're dead, now just BEAT IT!

Zioum Zioum and Grompf's Saturday Pictures

Zioum Zioum and Grompf went out on the town last night and sent in some pictures. And here they are!

Here's a statue of Johnny the lube boy. Johnny stands and holds a big vat of lube while staring up at a statue of...

The Virgin Whore Mary who's got moving her fist in the direction of the Jesus Hole! Need some lube, Mary?

TO TMWS! Guacamole style!

TMWS takes a Zioum Zioum licking and keeps on ticking!

Thanks for the pictures, Zioum Zioum and Grompf!

Commentator Corner

Welcome to Commentator Corner. If you’re a commentator at the Marty Wombacher Show, feel free to send me images, writings, thoughts, photos, whatever. You’re a part of the show and I’m happy to spotlight your creativity.

Today Joey Delgado opens the gates to his Zombie-Woof Zoo and let’s us take a gander at the wild beast he’s captured on the internet this week. Here’s this week’s creature:

A little known fact that Joey passed along to me is that this beast is the result of a love session between actor Wilfred Brimley and a German bulldog bitch named Eva. Wilfred had Eva put to sleep when she wouldn’t give the actor a rimjob and he abandoned his dog-son and that’s how he ended up in Joey’s Zombie-Woof Zoo.

Take good care of him Joey, and we look forward to next week’s beast!

Joey D