It’s Monday!

Monday...fuck, where did the weekend go?

Oh well, Monday is funday here at the Marty Wombacher Show. I’ll be posting a new Squeal of Fortune in a bit, I’m going out for lunch and I’ll report on that later in the afternoon and the daily updates at Daily Photo and Condensed Gossip. And of course multiple updates at fishwrap as well.

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Have a great Monday if that is at all possible!

Daily Video

Here’s part two of the Kiss interview. More Ace Frehley frivolity ensues! Have a great Sunday evening. See you tomorrow for a full show day starting around the crack of noon!

GREEN EGGS AND MOTHERFUCKERS

I am Sam
I like to yuk it up.
Sam-I-yukkers.

That Sam-I-yukkers!
That Sam-I-yukkers!
I do not like
that Sam-I-yukkers!

Do you like
green eggs and motherfuckers?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-yukkers.
I do not like
green eggs and motherfuckers.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and motherfuckers.
I do not like them, Sam-I-yukkers.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and motherfuckers.
I do not like them, Sam-I-yukkers.

Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and motherfuckers.
I do not like them, Sam-I-yukkers.
Sam! Let me be! You motherfucker!

You do not like them.
So you say.
Oh, motherfucker, try them! Try them!
And you may.

Motherfucker!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say, I like green eggs and motherfuckers!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-yukkers!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
And I will eat them with some truckers.
And I will eat them with some motherfuckers!

I do so like green eggs and motherfuckers!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-yukkers!

No sweat, motherfucker!
Tomorrow I’m serving a up a big old plate of juicy cuntburgers!

Whoa, motherfucker! Now that sounds like a tasty burger!

Lazy-Ass Sunday Show

Welcome to the lazy-ass Sunday show! After I have a breakfast of Advil and diet Mountain Dew I’ll be posting some Sunday Religious Gossip which is always fun and further assures I’m going straight to hell when I die if there is a God. And then, God-willing I’ll post yet another Dr. Seuss parody (yes, I’m obsessed with the guy!) called, “Green Eggs and Motherfuckers.” And then in the early evening there’ll be the Daily Video. So stop on back in between your Sunday festivities and have a funny Sunday everyone!

Daily Video

Kiss on Tom Snyder Part One

This is hilarious. I love the way Gene Simmons looks pissed off that Ace Frehley is getting all the attention. And the fact that Tom introduces Gene Simmons as the “bass” player using the fish pronunciation. I think Ace had a drink or 12 before the taping! Other highlights are Ace saying, “Actually I’m a plumber,” and Paul Stanley talking about when he had sex with a 16-year-old hooker. Statutory rape, what a great talk show topic! This is part one of the interview, I’ll post part two tomorrow.

Dr. Seuss—The True Hollywood Story

Dr. Seuss—The True Hollywood Story

“The Cat in the Hat” was written by Dr. Seuss.
Dr. Seuss wrote many stories for young girls and boys.
“Hop on Pop”, was another one he wrote.
To youngsters his stories were better than toys.

Dr. Seuss really enjoyed young girls and boys.
He liked them when they wore clothes.
He liked them when they didn’t wear clothes.
Mainly he liked them when they didn’t wear clothes.

He liked little Sally.
He liked little Sally without her shirt on.
He really liked little Sally without her pants.
He instructed little Sally to do a nude little dance.

He liked little Billy.
He liked little Billy without any underpants at all.
“Look, little Billy,” he loudly barked,
“Compared to me, you’re very small!”

Soon little Sally and Billy were doing all kinds of strange acts.
Little Sally and Billy were very uncomfortable, but obeyed his orders.
Some called Dr. Seuss a children’s writer of fun little books.
Others simply referred to him as a pedophile.

Little Sally and Billy’s parents soon caught wind of Dr. Seuss’ bizarre world of kiddie sex.
They dialed 911 and expressed great concern.
The cops busted Dr. Seuss and he was soon serving 10 to 20 in the Big House.
The other inmates weren’t very kind to him and one even referred to him as, “My bitch.”

Yes it seemed that Dr. Seuss’ life was pretty well shot.
He may have been better with a life on the lam.
But good news was soon to be had when he sat down to dinner.
For there in the Big House his first meal was green eggs and ham!

Saturday Poll

Welcome To The Saturday Edition

It’s Saturday! Good morning and welcome to The Marty Wombacher Show. As usual there won’t be quite as much activity as the weekdays since it’s the weekend and I’m writing material and scanning stuff for next week’s show and The Daily Photo and fishwrap are closed until Monday. There will be a show however, so don’t tune out just yet. Soon I’ll be posting some Condensed Gossip, I have the Saturday Poll up and running, later in the afternoon I’m posting somethig about Dr. Seuss and then early evening we’ll have the Daily Video. So there’s plenty of reasons to check back. As always, check the red links on the Home Page for the newest updates. Have a great Saturday and I hope beer is on your menu, it sure as fuck is on mine! Sneeze ya in a bit!

Beer Frame

This is going to be my typical short-ass Friday Beer Frame, because I’m in the mood to throw down some beer and then get to bed, because I need to start writing material for next week’s show.

I just counted up the days and I’ve been doing this show for 47 days now and I am having a complete fucking blast doing it. I really appreciate everybody who stops by and reads and leaves comments. The numbers have risen in the last couple weeks and it’s so cool that this show has an audience that’s growing.

I also want to thank “Boris” and his fantastic splash page art and his work on theme-day Thursday! His art has really taken the place to another platform and I’m extremely grateful to “Boris” for supplying such great artwork! Thanks Daddio!

So anyway, in the words of George W. Bush, time to stop thinking and time to start drinking, yeeehaaa!

Stop on by for the Saturday edition around noon! I hope to see you there!

Cheers,

Marty

Daily Video

Copper Clappers

This is a great bit from the old Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and Jack Webb doing a spoof on Dragnet. Enjoy and have a great Friday Night!