Dr. Seuss—The True Hollywood Story
Saturday, June 20, 2009 at 3:19PM Dr. Seuss—The True Hollywood Story
“The Cat in the Hat” was written by Dr. Seuss.
Dr. Seuss wrote many stories for young girls and boys.
“Hop on Pop”, was another one he wrote.
To youngsters his stories were better than toys.
Dr. Seuss really enjoyed young girls and boys.
He liked them when they wore clothes.
He liked them when they didn’t wear clothes.
Mainly he liked them when they didn’t wear clothes.
He liked little Sally.
He liked little Sally without her shirt on.
He really liked little Sally without her pants.
He instructed little Sally to do a nude little dance.
He liked little Billy.
He liked little Billy without any underpants at all.
“Look, little Billy,” he loudly barked,
“Compared to me, you’re very small!”
Soon little Sally and Billy were doing all kinds of strange acts.
Little Sally and Billy were very uncomfortable, but obeyed his orders.
Some called Dr. Seuss a children’s writer of fun little books.
Others simply referred to him as a pedophile.
Little Sally and Billy’s parents soon caught wind of Dr. Seuss’ bizarre world of kiddie sex.
They dialed 911 and expressed great concern.
The cops busted Dr. Seuss and he was soon serving 10 to 20 in the Big House.
The other inmates weren’t very kind to him and one even referred to him as, “My bitch.”
Yes it seemed that Dr. Seuss’ life was pretty well shot.
He may have been better with a life on the lam.
But good news was soon to be had when he sat down to dinner.
For there in the Big House his first meal was green eggs and ham!
Reader Comments (3)
I guess "Hop on Pop" was inspired by a true story.
Great ending! LOL! I never trusted that guy!
Although he did like to play with his Dali.