GREEN EGGS AND MOTHERFUCKERS
Sunday, June 21, 2009 at 5:11PM 
I am Sam
I like to yuk it up.
Sam-I-yukkers.
That Sam-I-yukkers!
That Sam-I-yukkers!
I do not like
that Sam-I-yukkers!
Do you like
green eggs and motherfuckers?
I do not like them,
Sam-I-yukkers.
I do not like
green eggs and motherfuckers.
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and motherfuckers.
I do not like them, Sam-I-yukkers.
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and motherfuckers.
I do not like them, Sam-I-yukkers.
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and motherfuckers.
I do not like them, Sam-I-yukkers.
Sam! Let me be! You motherfucker!
You do not like them.
So you say.
Oh, motherfucker, try them! Try them!
And you may.
Motherfucker!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say, I like green eggs and motherfuckers!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-yukkers!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
And I will eat them with some truckers.
And I will eat them with some motherfuckers!
I do so like green eggs and motherfuckers!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-yukkers!
No sweat, motherfucker!
Tomorrow I’m serving a up a big old plate of juicy cuntburgers!
Whoa, motherfucker! Now that sounds like a tasty burger!
Reader Comments (5)
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First!!!!!
I may not have been the first post but I bet I am the first mother fucker who wants a cunt burger. Sam I am...or Sam I yukkers. Or sam serve me my cuntburger.
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