Daily Video

Okay, here's the Daily Video a day late and three dollars short! It's the trailor for the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I remember when this came out, I was excited because I had loved the book, but also thought they couldn't duplicate it in a film. Well this is one of the few movies that is just as good as the book. I think it's because Cameron Crowe, who wrote the book, wrote the screenplay. This is Sean Penn's first movie and he stole the show...well, except for the scene where Phoebe Cates shows her tits! Enjoy!

Motherfucker!

I didn't have time to get to the P.O. Box and I forgot to get a Daily Video and YouTube is blocked here at work, so I'll put one up later this morning when I get off work. I got my head up ass!

Hi Asshole!

Hi Asshole!

Snappy Answers!

Hold Onto Your Hats, It’s Time For More Ribtickling...Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!

Q. Do you know what time it is?
A. Fuck off and die asslicker!
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Q. How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
A. Why don’t you sit in a bowl of human excrement and then choke on your sister’s vomit!
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Q. Where’s the closest liquor store around here?
A. Go to hell infected pus lover!
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Q. Do you have any spare change?
A. Whore!
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Q. Is this a bus stop?
A. Eat a leper’s asshole!
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Q. Have you got change for a five?
A. No I don’t...puppyfucker!

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Four Day Weekend (For Me!)

I’ve got one more motherfucking night of work and then a four day weekend! Woo fucking hoo! I’ve worked 79 days in a row and put in 1896 hours, the money’s been good, but enough is enough and I’m not talking about them either. So I’m looking forward to that!

When I was a kid one of my favorite TV shows was My Favorite Martian, so I’m thrilled with “Boris’” Home Page art today. Another classic, “Boris!” And if you need your website spruced up or a CD cover designed or any other type of artwork, “Boris” does freelance. Just email me with contact information and I’ll forward it along.

And speaking of shows, we’ve got a great one today. I’ve got Marty’s Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, I’m going to check the P.O. Box and we’ll have a brand new Hi Asshole episode! Plus Daily Photo and Condensed Gossip go up within minutes, stay tuned or check the Home Page for current updates.

Thanks again to “Boris” for that cool art, here’s a clip from the original show.

CLOSING CREDITS

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
"Boris"
Gene1
Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw
biff
grompf
JHwang
Joey D

Thanks for tuning in and contributing everyone, we’ll see you tomorrow at THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW!

Daily Video

Here’s the spectacular end to the Gumby Thursday: Gumby Banging Horses. This is my favorite video on YouTube and I swear I have watched this over 1,000 times and I still laugh out loud at it. Ladies and gentlemen, I present, Gumby Banging Horses! Enjoy!

Gumby Jesus!

TO THE GUMBY JESUS HOLE!

A Gumby Photo Album

Gumby shows off his asshole.

Gumby eats his own.

Gumby, the foot fetishist.

Gumby tells pussy, “My Gumby dick is THIS big!

Gumby wonders who shit in the cookie dough?

Hey who jerked off on Gumby?

The Gumby Collection!