Snappy Answers!

Hold Onto Your Hats, It’s Time For More Ribtickling...Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!

Q. Do you know what time it is?
A. Fuck off and die asslicker!
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Q. How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
A. Why don’t you sit in a bowl of human excrement and then choke on your sister’s vomit!
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Q. Where’s the closest liquor store around here?
A. Go to hell infected pus lover!
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Q. Do you have any spare change?
A. Whore!
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Q. Is this a bus stop?
A. Eat a leper’s asshole!
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Q. Have you got change for a five?
A. No I don’t...puppyfucker!

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Comments

[biff]

so what you're saying is, i have to be part of "the aristocrats" to get into carnegie hall?

[JHwang]

Is this The Marty Wombbacher Show ?

[Marty Wombacher]

No, it's the Marty Wombacher Show! One B...doobie doobie doo...

[Gene1]

"Eat a leper's asshole." LMFAO!

[Zioum Zioum The Chainsaw]

Yes ! "Eat a leper’s asshole!" Is perfect ! haha ziiioum! ziiiioum !