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Monday
Sep212009

KFTC Website

The moment I saw the “keep fuckting that chicken” video I went to see if someone had registered it and sure enough it was taken. I was hoping to see some genius website spawn out of the is but there’s not that much there, maybe it’ll improve as time goes on, we’ll see. Here’s the link:

www.keepfuckingthatchicken.com

Monday
Sep212009

First Came Dot Cock!

“Keep fucking that chicken”  wasn’t the first Ernie Anastos blooper, check this one out.


Monday
Sep212009

Keep Fucking That Chicken Day!


Unless you’ve been under a rock or off the internet, you no doubt have heard about New York’s Fox News Anchor, Ernie Anastos telling the weatherman to “Keep fucking that chicken,” live on the air. I first heard about it on facebook last week when one of my friends posted the video (Thanks Ash!) Since then this thing has taken on a life of it’s own and “Keep fucking that chicken” could well become the catchphrase of the year!

And so it brings me great joy to announce that today is a special, “Keep Fucking That Chicken” day here at TMWS. I’m going to be posting “keep fucking that chicken updates all day long. In other words, I’m going to keep fucking that chicken!

“Keep fucking that chicken” would’ve fit right into the Alec Baldwin speech in Glen Garry Glen Ross, one of my all time favorite movies. And that speech was the highlight of the movie for me, so imagine how thrilled I was when I got today’s Home Page Art! “You know what it takes to do the Marty Wombacher Show?” Ha ha ha! Great job Daddio, a classic! And remember, “Boris is available for freelance artwork. If you need art for your website, a custom logo, retouching or anything else, just send me an email and I’ll forward it to “Boris.”

Okay, it’s Monday and we’ve got a long week ahead of us, so let’s keep fucking that chicken people!


Monday
Sep212009

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!
Gene1
"Boris"   
ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerBitchBalls.
Little Robot Cat
Biff
Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw
Grompf

Thanks for tuning in and contributing everyone, we’ll see you tomorrow at THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW!


Sunday
Sep202009

Sunday Video!

Sing Me Back Home

Gram Parsons is one of those guys that I think he knew he was going to die young. He squeezed a lot of shit in his 26 years on this planet. He was in one of the biggest bands of the ‘60s, the Byrds and was highly influential in their country album, “Sweetheart of the Rodeo,” which bombed when it came out but was very influential in later years. He also started the Flying Burrito Brothers, which again wasn’t a commercial band, but they influenced a ton of people.

Not too many bands of the 60’s era would’ve had the balls too cover a Merle Haggard song, but the Burrito’s did. Here it is. Happy Sunday evening!


Sunday
Sep202009

Sunday Comic

(I got a kick the the initials, "MW" are on there! I didn't notice it till I was ready to post this.)

Sunday
Sep202009

Sunday Time Wasters

Sunday
Sep202009

Sunday Service

Sunday
Sep202009

Lazy-Ass Sunday!


Hooray, it’s Lazy-Ass Sunday, my favorite day and night of the week! Lots of fun and lazy-ass crap coming up on the TMWS today. We’ll start out with the weekly Sunday Service, then I’ve got some Sunday Time Wasters to fritter some time away...fritters...those sound good! Where was I? Oh yeah, I’ve got a Sunday Comic and a Sunday Video too. And if I think of something else I’ll throw that up too. If not, fuck it, it’s Lazy-Ass Sunday! Have a fun one, Motherfuckers!
 

Sunday
Sep202009

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!
ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerBitchBalls.
Grompf
Zioum Zioum The Chainsaw
Gene1

Thanks for tuning in and contributing everyone, we’ll see you tomorrow at THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW!