Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

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grompf
JHwang
Biff
jaws the cabbie
Gayer Than A 3 Dollar Bill.
Gene1
Zioum Zioum The Chainsaw
your cousin, Mary

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Where's My Line?

Where’s My Line?

This is a quiz where I’m going to post a line from either a movie, a song or a TV show and you need to name where it came from.

Here’s this week’s line:

“It’s got a good browning element!”

The hint: This line is from a movie that came out in1985. One of the stars of the movie is an R.V. The actor who says the line starred in the film and he directed it and co-wrote it. Name the film and the actor!

I’ll post the answer and the winner (if there is one, tomorrow.)
 

And Suddenly it’s Thursday...again!

Aaahhh, it’s Thursday and it looks like we’ll all live to see another weekend!

Part III of my Boone County Jail Story is today’s Daily Story and of course we’ve got the Daily Photo and the Fake Ad as well. And my internet went out yesterday, so I never had time to post the quiz, “Where’s My Line,” so I’ll put that up today.

More great art from “Boris” on the Home Page today! It’s what he has dubbed a floater, and it’s so cool how he personalized those M&M’s for TMWS. And if you need some custom artwork for your website, CD or book cover, a custom logo, retouching or any other sort of artwork, “Boris” is your go to guy for  freelance work. Just send me an email via the Home Page and I will forward it along.

Okay, the Daily Photo will be up soon, then today’s story and the fake ad. Enjoy the show, buckle your shoe at half past two. See, Motherfucker?

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!
Little Robot Cat
jaws the cabbie
Biff
wendylouwho
your cousin, Mary

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An Ad for the New Mackenzie Phillips Book

Engelbert Humpty Day!

It’s Wednesday, we’re halfway to the weekend and a day closer to death. Woo hoo! Part two of my stay in the Boone County Jail is today’s Daily Story and of course there’s a new Daily Photo and a Fake Ad. I’ve also got a simple new quiz coming up called, Where’s My Line and no, it’s not about cocaine. You’ll have to stay tuned to find out.

More great art today from “Boris” at the Home Page. Another one in “Boris’s” “Retro/Mod” style. Very cool Daddio! If you have a website and need some cool custom art, “Boris is available for freelance. He also does CD and book covers, retouching, custom logos and probably about anything else you could need artistically wise. Just send me an email using the Home page form and I’ll send it along.

Okay, the Daily Photo is next, then the quiz and then the Daily Story. And then a fake ad. So there!

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerBitchBalls.
Biff
grompf
AssFuckDickTaintSacTittiesAndBeer
Gene1
LSDMarijuanaCocaineQualudesRoofiesWhipIts
your cousin, Mary
Little Robot Cat

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