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Friday
Jun052009

Of Lemonade Stands and Assholes

DateFriday, June 5, 2009 at 2:07PM

I went to a street fair here in New York last week and I realized that two things are in major abundance at these pavement festivals: Lemonade Stands and assholes! Where's the goddamned beer stands? Come along with me and say hi to some of them with me. Here we go!

Hi Lemonade Stand!

Hi Asshole!

Hi Lemonade Stand!

Hi Asshole!

Hi Lemonade Stand!

Hi Asshole!

Hi Lemonade Stand!

Hi Asshole!

Hi Lemonade Stand!

Hi Asshole! What, are you Sean Penn's grandfather or something?

Hi Lemonade Stand!

Hi Asshole!

And now it's time in the Photoblog where I crush people, Kids In The Hall style. Crush!

Crushcrush!

Crushcrushcrush!

Crushcrushcrushcrush! Okay, enough of this silliness, time to head home.

Hello!

 

AuthorMarty Wombacher | Comment10 Comments | Reference2 References |

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    by Danglow at Madeline on March 7, 2016
    Haha I loved the observation you have made about the pavement festivals. The lemonade is becoming the essential element of the pavements festivals so as the assholes. The beer is a classical drink and I really wonder why it not being offered anymore.
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Reader Comments (10)

I see way too many Sheesh-Ke-Bob stands!
Sheesh!

June 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeide

I saw a sign that read shish-ke-bob on a stick. On a stick, really, you're going to put the shish-ke-bob on a stick. Thanks for clearing up any potential confusion you asshole of a lemonade stand.

June 5, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertiefighter25

The crushing part really cracked me up! These photoblogs are great! And how did you do with the Hello woman? LOL!

June 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGene

Great Photos! And hilarious captions!

June 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermeleah rebeccah

does that say swarovski crystals and peas? BLECH!

June 7, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterbiff

All of these are 'fresh squeezed lemonade' stands. Poor lemons. And i would never drink anything those assholes squeezed. I'd rather have CORN SQUEEZENS...YEA DOGGY.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Flavor

In picture #4- the one of the asshole playing pocket pool-what kind of Thai food can you get for $1.00? I bet it used to bark or meow.

June 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoey D

Ribeye steak is best when eaten from a 'fresh squeezed lemonade and taco stand'. It's where I get all my quality cuts of steak.

June 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Flavor

I wish you would change the first pic of Hi Lemonade stand to Hi Asshole. The guy in the Derek Jeter tshirt s my candidate for asshole of the day.
Derek Jeter drinks wine coolers. Nuff said.

June 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoey D

Annie Leibowitz wants to borrow your talent for a day.

-BB

July 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBeau

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