Fat (ass) Tuesday

Happy Tuesday and welcome to the Marty Wombacher Show! As soon as I wake the fuck up, I’ll post the Daily Photo and Condensed Gossip. We’ve got some fun stuff coming up here including The Squeal of Fortune answer and winner, a Commentator Corner submission from Jaws the Cabbie and some other crap I’m going to throw together. So stay tuned or check the red updates at the bottom of the Home Page for the most recent updates.

One of my favorite movies of all time is, “Welcome To The Dollhouse" and “Boris” did a genius job of using that as a model for today’s Home Page artwork, great job as always Daddio! And as always, “Boris is available for freelance artwork, including retouching or designing a CD or book cover, website art and more, just email me and I’ll pass it along to our resident artist.

Here’s a clip from “Welcome To The Dollhouse” to start off the show. Enjoy!

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Commentator Corner: Jason Hwang

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
Marty (Louisville)
scott
Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!
JHwang
MOTHERFUCKER
biff
jaws the cabbie
"Boris"
Joey D
Chilelem
Gene1
Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw
meleah rebeccah
Beau

Thanks for tuning in and contributing everyone, we’ll see you tomorrow at THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW!

Daily Video

Big Bottom

In honor of my new website (you have checked it out, right?) here’s Spinal Tap with their hilarious song, “Big Bottom.” I love the fact that they’re all playing bass!

And Now A Word From Our (Fake) Sponsor

Squeal of Fortune!

This is a game I’m going to post every week on Mondays. Basically it’s kind of like Wheel of Fortune, sans Vanna White, Pat Sajak and cash and prizes. And a wheel. And a studio audience.

Below I’m putting a sentence with some letters left blank and a clue. The first person to correctly fill in the blanks in the comments section wins. I’ll post their name tomorrow if there is one and they can squeal for joy and/or like a pig.

Okay, here’s the clue (no fair Googling!):

This is a 1957 movie about a Major League baseball player who suffered a nervous breakdown from the pressure. I guess you could say he went “psycho.” Name the movie, the baseball player and the actor who starred in it.

Movie:
•ea•   S••i•es   •ut

The baseball player:
•i••y   •ier••ll

The actor:
••th••y   •er••ns

Commentator Corner

In addition to being a commentator here at The Marty Wombacher Show, Jason Hwang is a talented photographer who’s unique photos will be featured from time to time in the Commentators Corner. This is a photo of a barbershop Jason took in Chinatown. Rumor has it that the owner is a complete dick!

Thanks for the photo Jason and we look forward to more in the future!

Jason Hwang

New Website!

For months now I’ve been obsessed with doing a daily picture website where I’d post photos and encourage others to submit them as well. I just couldn’t think of a theme.

I did a photoblog once where I ended it with a photo of a woman’s ass. I found it funny that I took that and she had no idea. Check it out here: Photoblog.

That popped into my head and then I thought it might be fun to have a website devoted to photos of women’s butts.

And seconds later this question danced through my brain: “Do these jeans make my butt look fat?” I think I’ve been asked that by every woman I’ve ever been involved with. And then I had a brainstorm, what a about a website devoted to that question? I’d call it www.dothesejeansmakemybuttlookfat.com. But surely someone has probably registered it, I mean I think every common phrase has been scooped by somebody.

So I went on my computer and went to godaddy.com and checked it. I typed the name in and hit return and I couldn’t believe it, it was available! Well, it’s not anymore, I registered the name and built up the website. Check it out here: My new website!

The main page will be updated daily with a new photo and I’ll be posting new videos and photos to the celebrity gallery a few times of the week. I invite you to bookmark the site, leave comments, the ruder and cruder the better!

And if you have a big butt, jeans wearing photo, or a clever caption, send them my way and I’ll give you credit of course! I hope you enjoy this wonderful world wide web page of lard asses covered in denim!

Oh and “Boris” did the home page art for the website and it kicks ass (bun pun intended!) Thanks, “Boris” you and your artwork rule!

Monday...Motherfucker!

It’s fucking Monday already. Where oh where did the weekend go? Oh that’s right, I didn’t have one, I had to work Saturday and Sunday. Motherfucker!

At least things are supposed to get more normal this week, I’m back to working nights (although I am on call if it gets nuts there, but I’m praying that call doesn’t come.)

Anyway, welcome back to the first full-fledged Marty Wombacher Show in a couple weeks. As I said on Saturday, if you’re reading this, I appreciate you coming back after the show was on break. Hopefully that won’t happen again.

And speaking of the show, I’ve decided to streamline it a little bit. One crituque I’ve gotten from several people is that there’s too much stuff going on here and it’s a little hyperactive for a lot of people. I took a step back while the show was on hiatus and I think that’s correct. I’ve decided to get rid of the Special Guest Star page and fishwrap. I’m going to take elements of those two pages and weave them into the Daily Post section.

For instance instead of a Special Guest Star, I’m going to be using ideas and stuff sent to me from Commentators. Today I’ll be posting a photo from Jason Hwang and I encourage all the commentators to send fun things to me. Some things from fishwrap like the fake sponsor ads will now run a few times a week in this section along with the website of the week. I’m going to keep the Daily Photo and Condensed Gossip, in fact both of those will be updated here soon.

And today I’m launching a brand new website, stay tuned for details!

Thanks to “Boris” as always for the killer home page artwork! Great stuff, Daddio! And don’t forgot, “Boris” is available for any freelance artwork you may need, be it a CD cover, a logo or website artwork. Just email me and I’ll pass it along to him.

And now...on with the show! Stay tuned or check back often and look for the update links at the bottom of the Home Page.

Closing Credits

Closing Credits

Produced, directed and written by Marty Wombacher

Theme song and announcer: Slim Volume

Resident artist: “Boris”

Special Guest Star: Frankie Headbanger

Contributing Writers (Comments section, listed in order of comment):
Joey D
Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!
tom murray
JHwang
Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw
Motherfucker

Thanks for tuning in and contributing everyone, we’ll see you tomorrow at THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW!

Daily Video

This is my favorite Seinfeld episode condensed down to the best parts. It's also a clue as to what my new website is going to be all about. Enjoy!