O.F.I.M.
Monday, September 28, 2009 at 12:16PM 
Oh fuck it’s Monday. Another weekend blew by like quicker than you can fuck a chicken.
I’m working on a new project, so I’m not going to have much time for the show this week, in fact I’ll be announcing some changes to the show on Friday. But what I’ve decided to do is post some stories and sections from my book, “99 Beers Off The Wall.” Today’s story is about my favorite freelance article. And of course there’s a new Daily Photo going up and a fake ad for the end of the day.
Even though it’s Monday, it didn’t stop “Boris” from giving us a great piece of Home Page Art. Kind of a Jackson Pollock influenced piece, great job, Daddio. If you need artwork for your website, “Boris” is available for freelance work. He also does CD and book covers, retouching, custom made logos and more. Just send me an email from the Home Page and I’ll pas it along to TMWS resident artist.
Okay, let Monday begin. Daily Photo is up within minutes and then the rest. Stay tuned and keep fucking that chicken!
Reader Comments (6)
Keep fucking that chicken! But, whatever you do, don't fuck that porcupine! Ouch!
Cluck, cluck, cluck...blegaaaack!?!?!?!
I learned the hard way......to never fuck a toaster when the toaster is toasting!
Ohhhhhhhh! too cute ! I had one for pet when I was child ! :) but I got all the flea bettle optional too! My mom was pissed off I brought that animal in my bedroom ! haha!
continue fornicating that bird. cluck cluck, bitches.
Keep fucking that chicken! See, motherfucker!