This Really Sucks...

Due to a situation at work I don't want to write about my life is going to be fucked for awhile. I'm really tired and in a horrible mood. Thanks to all of you for tuning in and I promise to try and be back on Saturday July 18, and in a better mood. Till then know I really appreciate you tuning in to the show and I apoligize for taking it off the air for over a week.

Thanks to "Boris" who's already prepared art for next week, sorry to put it on hold, Daddio, but we'll use it the following week, it'll give everybody a good excuse to tune back in.

See you all soon, I hope and try to keep laughing! Sometimes that's all you can do.

Cheers,

Marty

P.S. I want to leave you laughing till July 18, so here's a great Albert Brooks clip!

Comments

["Boris"]

We'll be in touch throughout.
I'll have a few "surprises" ready for the return.

A note to all the loyal friends, fans and followers here.
Thanks for all your comments.
Glad to bring a grin or two.
"Boris"

[JHwang]

This would be like a Cheech & Chong episode , where Tommy Chong is just starring at the monitor thinking the show is on .

[Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!]

Hope the whole shithouse ain't burning down! Keep in touch Motherfucker!

[Joey D]

I will leave my daily comment on your desk. Goddamn OCD. It wont let me go a day without you heraring from me.

[JHwang]

TO COMPUTER PEE PEE

[Marty Wombacher]

Thanks everybody, I appreciate you all being part of the show and am happy to have made some new friends and co-writers because of it. Hopefully I can clean up this mess that's been dumped in my lap and we'll be back up and running in a week. All I can say at this point is:
TO WHORES!
And to look on the bright side, at least Michael Jackson is dead. See you all soon, my friends!

[biff]

TO WHORES!!

on a separate note...did you HAVE to use steelers colors on your home page? GO BROWNS!

[Joey D]

To Zombie Whores!

[Marty Wombacher]

TO ZOMBIE WHORES!!!

[Chilelem]

We will miss the show but let not your heart be troubled, we will be here when you get back.

Signed Your Loyal Fan,

Chilelem

[http://www.myspace.com/pinholeman AKA JHwang]

TO THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW

[Marty Wombacher]

Thanks Chilelem! and yes, TO THE MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW! GO BROWNS!

[Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw]

" The Marty Wombacher Show misses, so I'm going to read it aloud like an asshole, just to make piss off my fucking neighbor! see, motherfucker? " Ziiiiiiiiiiiioum !
TO OSTRICH ASS WHORES !

[Marty Wombacher]

TO OSTRICH ASS WHORES !

[grompf]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/17/23217219_4620908811.jpg?v=0

... :-D

[Marty Wombacher]

http://scilfish.eldorin.net/img/ostrich_ass.jpg

[Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw]

Mmmmm ! that ostrish's ass seems so cute !! HAHAAAAAHAAAA!!!!!! Ziiiiiiioum ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioum ziiiioum !!!!!

[Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw]

TO WHORES ! We want snow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g6HpgrdlrM

[Marty Wombacher]

TO WHORES AND TO THE JESUS HOLE!
http://www.viktormitic.ca/index.php?productID=130

[Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw]

HAHA! EXCELLENT ! TO JESUS HOLE FOREVER !
All of this just makes me remember the song "In a hole" by Jesus and Mary Chain(saw!!!) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM2EVJJ3DGI
" There's something dead inside my hole, In my hole, In my hole, In my hole..."
--> yes ! off course! It's Jesus in your hole! HAHA! :D

[Marty Wombacher]

Christ has come again!

[JHwang]

TO Christ

[JHwang]

Yo AB was in Taxi Driver , just realize that !

[Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!]

I'm drinkin with Jesus and he is pissed because you speak of his hole! You are all unwashed people!

[Marty Wombacher]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/jesus%20to%20whores/SicFucNFuc/whores1hn5.jpg

[Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw]

TO WHORES ! LONG LIFE TO JESUS HOLE !

[Marty Wombacher]

LONG LIFE TO JESUS HOLE!

[JHwang]

Burp

[Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!]

Rumours are flying that Joe Piscopo has been named the new host of The Marty Wombacher Show! Is this true?

[Marty Wombacher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKvHH07IUH8

[meleah rebeccah]

See you soon?

[Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw]

My morning sucks without The Marty Wombacher Show....

[Krackie]

FUCK WORK MARTY! WORK SUCKS DIRTY BLOODY ASSHOLES WITH FESTERING SORES! GO BACK TO WRITING FUCK NUT!

[JHwang]

Mystery Meat

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/15/dining/15gyro.html

[Marty Wombacher]

TO MYSTERY MEAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Ip39ApkAE

[Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw]

South of France, where we prepare FRESH MYSTERY MEAT !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfG18WJrR8A&feature=related
Mmmmmmmmmm! I'm hungry ! HAHA :D

[JHwang]

I WANT MY MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW !

[Marty Wombacher]

This Saturday, I hope to return, even though I have to work the whole motherfucking weekend again! Thanks in advance to those of you who hang in and check back, sorry to have been off the air so long, but it's been no picnic doing what I've been doing.

[Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!]

Where the fuck are you Wombacher? Do you have any idea how much beer i'm drinkin because your show is on hiatus! I may be in rehab before you go on the air again and i ain't funny when i'm sober...............some would argue that i'm not that funny drunk! Be warned! I may be a twice baked Christian by the time of the second coming of Marty! Cheers Motherfucker!

[Marty Wombacher]

I'll be back this Saturday, although I still have to work all weekend and I worked last weekend. Motherfucker, this shit never ends! I have a new website going up Monday though. Cheers to you, Professor and to everyone else!

[Joey D]

What is Michael Jackson Billy Mays and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas this year?

Patrick Swayze.

[MOTHERFUCKER]

I WANT MY MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW , MOTHERFUCKER !

[Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw]

I WANT MY MARTY WOMBACHER SHOW TOO !!!! OR .... look what it will happen to this poor little bird : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiO2F6UA2Wo GNARK GNARK GNAAAARK !!! :D