Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Cum
Saturday, July 18, 2009 at 12:04PM 
What a fucked up three weeks I had at work! But now the crisis is almost over and I don’t want to think about it, much less write about it, but Monday I go back to nights and hopefully things will be normal for me again.
As far as The Marty Wombacher Show is concerned, if you’re reading this, know I truly appreciate you being loyal to the show and coming back. I realize I’ve probably lost a good chunk of the audience, so thanks to all those who haven’t tuned out!
Okay, since it’s Saturday and I’m a little rusty at this, it’ll be a somewhat limited show, as Saturday’s always are. The Daily Photo and fishwrap won’t be back till Monday, but we do have Condensed Gossip going up within minutes (and I’m adding a new feature here, a daily “Celebrity Mug Shot”), a Saturday Poll, Vlad the Impaler’s Dayrunner, a Daily Video and who knows what else. Oh and speaking of who knows what else, I’ve got a new feature to add to the Daily Post called “The Commentator’s Corner.” Today’s Commentator Corner is courtesy of Joey Delgado and features an image from his Zombie-Woof Zoo, I’ll be posting this later this afternoon. If you’re someone who leaves comments (and thereby part of the writing team here) feel free to send me anything you’d like me to post. This includes weird pictures, writings, whatever, there are no rules here, only that you must be a commentator to submit. If you’re a silent reader, I still love you for coming by, but you’re not part of the writing team, so just enjoy your status as a viewer and know I appreciate it.
Welcome back, Motherfuckers! Let’s stick it in the Jesus Hole and rock till we drop!
Woo hoo!
Marty
P.S. Once again, “Boris” is responsible for the genius Home Page welcome back artwork. “Boris” is available for freelance artwork, be it a CD cover, logo, website artwork or anything else. Just email me and I’ll pass it along. Thanks for all the help, “Boris!”
Reader Comments (6)
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To zombie woof commentator corner jesus holes!
Yo Ho Ho , It Marty Wombacher Show , & almost live ( Better then Dead ).
woo hoo!
YEAH! Houray! My Marty Wombacher Show is Back!!! :D I've been obliged to go to hospital for ask a dose of TMWS !! I could not pray nor lick the jesus hole!! haha! Ok... I confess: in fact, without TMWS... We work a lot !!! I passed all my time working without break !! lol
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I'm a silent reader.........i've been busy sucking my own dick! I have smoked my own pole for years .........and love it! Go ahead and laugh you jealous Motherfuckers!