P.O. Box 395
Friday, June 5, 2009 at 4:33PM What a fucking treasure trove my sweet P.O. Box delivered today! I almost didn’t go because I’m running late for everything, but now I’m glad I took the time. Check out what was waiting for me there:
A package, a postcard and two tickets saying I had two packages that were too big to fit in the P.O. Box! Woo hoo! Here’s what I got.
First off, I got this lovely postcard of two guys juggling oranges.
Here’s the back of it...holy fucking moley! Look at the signature, the freaking Zodiac Killer is sending me postcards. This means we’re friends, right Zodiac Killer?
Next something a little less frightening from my friend, Madonna (no, not that Madonna, this Madonna has class!)
It’s a vintage Maidenform bra button! Thanks Madonna and thanks again for the cool Cheap Trick badge you sent me a long time ago!
There’s no return address on the next one, but the picture says a thousand words, actually it only says one: Bifferoonie! You’ve howled at her comments here at the show and now let’s see what she’s sent me.
A Rolling Stone Classic Portrait book! Very cool, Biff, thanks! Looks like future fishwrap material! I’m buying the beers when you get out here in November, Biff!
And last, but certainly not least, this package from my good friend Michelle.
Wow, this is like Christmas and my birthday all rolled up in one! A little stuffed dog, I’ll name Bifferonnie, Jr., a miniature flashlight (which I do really need!), a fish energy card, afrist aid kit from the Wichita Marriott and some post it notes! Note to self, call Michelle and thank her for being so kind!
Thanks everybody, this really made my day. Keep them cards and letters coming in! Happy Friday everyone!
Send anything you like to:
Marty Wombacher
P.O. Box 395
New York, NY • 10113
Reader Comments (4)
HA!
Cool stuff! Watch out for the Zodiac Killer, Marty, doesn't he live in New York?
Use the flashlight like a light saber to kill the zodiac killer. That was redundantly redundant.
department of redundancy department, may i help you?