Obligatory Michael Jackson Death Joke

Michael Jackson died Thursday when my show was on hiatus, but I still wrote an original Michael Jackson death joke. Here it is:

What did God say when Michael Jackson showed up at heaven?
“Hey, if you wanted to fuck young boys up the ass, you should’ve become a priest! But you didn’t, so I’m shipping your cracker ass to hell. Now just beat it!”

Rimshot.

Comments

[MikeN]

About time!

BTW, you left out the word "Catholic" before "priest." And the word "Irish" before "Catholic."

[Gene1]

LOL!!! Best. Michael. Jackson. Dead. Joke. Ever!

[biff]

and the word "drunk" before "irish."

[tom murray]

good one. heard that with all the work he's had done on him. they're going to melt him down to make leggos. so now littles boys can finally play with him.

[Marty (Louisville)]

Well, Marty, I was going to make a joke but my fake nose fell off and the chimp ran off with it, so I have to go.

[Rockin' Bob]

I like this because it's offensive on so many levels! Good work!

[Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment!]

That is a fine joke! That could have made the cut on any top late night show! Good one!