I’m BAAAAAACK!!
Saturday, June 27, 2009 at 11:55AM 
Well, it’s good to fire up The Marty Wombacher Show again! Woo hoo! I had some people send me emails asking if I was alright and that was nice! Basically here’s what happened, we had an emergency situation and I got called in to work in the morning. And then it turned out that I had to work the rest of the week on days and all of next week on days. When I first started this show six weeks ago, I had a lot of stuff and bits written in advance, but all that has been used up and I’m kind of doing the show live. Meaning that some of the stuff for the next day I write the night before and then I wake up that day and get everything else done as the day rolls along. It’s really kept me busy, but I was proud never to have missed a show. Well, Wednesday, I had to come in early, then I wanted to go to Bebe Buell’s record release party (there will be a Photoblog of that up on Monday) at the Hiro Ballroom that night, so I went, but then I had to go back to work, finish up and by the time I got home it was after one. So I did what anyone of sound mind would do. I started realizing how the next couple days are going to suck monkey lungs and I started drinking beer. I went to bed about three in the morning and four and a half hours later my alarm went off. To let you know how good my day was Thursday, the highlight of the day was waking up hungover and barely able to get out of bed. I came to work and there were problems, jobs, people and worst of all...sunshine! I hate sunshine. Anyway, since I hadn’t written anything I had to shut the show down for two days. What really sucks is I had built up a decent sized audience and I hope I didn’t lose a lot of viewers. So if you’re reading this, thanks for sticking with the show! I do appreciate it.
I’m going to try to write all of next week’s show this weekend, so hopefully this won’t happen again. This way if I have material, at least I can post it at night. Hopefully it won’t be too crazy and I can post during my breaks and lunch time every day.
And speaking of everyday, I’ve got a great Saturday show lined up. As always, The Daily Photo and fishwrap are on hiatus until Monday, but I’ve got Condensed Gossip coming up shortly and after that I’m posting an original Michael Jackson death joke, that I wrote exclusively for the show. I guarantee you haven’t heard this one yet, because I wrote it. And for proof, Biff can confirm, because I was talking to her Thursday and evening and told her the joke. So if by chance there is a similar joke out there it’s a coincidence, but I don’t think there is. I’ll also be putting up a Daily Poll, a piece I call, “Where Are They Now,” and finally in the early evening a Daily Video.
So, welcome back, I appreciate you coming back and being a loyal viewer of The Marty Wombacher Show. Oh, and speaking of viewers, I’m starting something new tonight, after the last post, which will be the Daily Video tonight, I’m going to start running credits and anyone who leaves a comment will get credited as a “Contributing Writer,” because I think the comments are sometimes better than the crap I put up here! And even if you just leave something like, “LOL!” you’re adding to the show, so every day I’ll list the days commentators as “Contributing Writers.” You can put that on your resume and be blacklisted everywhere just like me!
Okay, now on with the show!
Reader Comments (6)
I'm still here.
I got your back brother.
I am "officially" a writer now.
Finally.........the boss gets back from Vegas! Welcome home motherfucker! Youre beer was getting warm!
welcome back, motherfucker! i can confirm that i missed the marty wombacher show a shitload! i had to spend all of my time drowning my sorrows with beer and whores! to whores!
To Whores!
Yo Marty , I went all the way to the east side , where my sister lives to check out your show , since internet not working at home , to show my support . So when is the next quiz I didn't join , so I can get another 10 bucks for crack , I mean , plastic coat hangers , & Beer .