Happy Humperdink Day!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009 at 11:59AM 
Well, we’re almost halfway through the working week. And I lost Mega-Millions last night which sucks dog-ass.
I’m kind of sleep-typing this, but soon I’ll be posting the Daily Photo, Condensed Gossip and fishwrap posts. Plus today I’m going out for another exciting edition of “Got Any Gum,” I’ll be posting about my cross-eyed Jesus, we’ve got the website of the week coming up and more, more lots.
Oh and today is our first Special Guest Star for the week! It’s Gary Pig Gold and I’ll announce when he makes his appearance this afternoon on The Marty Wombacher Show. He’ll make his appearance around two o’clock today and will be here for a week. Stop by and check out his story and pictures!
And in what’s becoming a daily tradition, today’s Home Page art is once again done by Photoshop Wizard/Artist, “Boris.” They just keep getting better and better “Boris,” excellent work! Thanks, Daddio!
Okay, so as you can see there’s a lot of show today, check back often and look to the red links at bottom of the Home Page for new updates! Time to guzzle a liter of diet Mountain Dew and get this show on the road!
Reader Comments (2)
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up
her skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
A birddog! LOL!