P.O. Box 359

After two weeks of fun mail from mystery mailers, it saddens me to report that this week, my P.O. Box was empty. Just like my heart. Sob!

Oh well, maybe next week, till then I’ll pretend I’m this woman.


Send anything you like to:

Marty Wombacher
P.O. Box 395
New York, NY • 10113

Comments

[biff]

that girl got lots of shit!

[Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment]

Alright! You said anything! You sure you want a mailbox full of dungpie throwaways! I got shit i want to get rid of! How big is this mailbox? Will it hold 30 years worth of old rolling stone rags? Will it hold a 63 buick special without an engine? Will it hold my hog tied mother in law with duct tape on her mouth? Will it hold me as a cheap way to get to New York City?

[A non-dyslexic]

So is your address P.O. 359 or P.O. 395? You headline doesn't match the typed address.

[Marty Wombacher]

It's 395, I'm not only a dyslexic, I own the place! Thanks for catching this, non-dyslexic!