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Commentators of the Week!
More great comments this week, thanks so much everyone! I wish I could post them all, but then this would go on forever, so here’s a couple highlights from each of you! Thanks for stopping by and being a part of the show! And by leaving comments you really are a part of the show, some of you are getting your own following! See you all around noon today with the latest posts.
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Cameron Diaz is a whore. With THAT said, I still crave her panty beef.
Joey D
Q: why do you have to drink bud at barfly? A: because they've dunaway with mickey's! HA HA HA!! but seriously, folks, that looks like a nice place to drink. do they have cheeseburgers?
biff
You would make a fantastic new spokesperson, all you need is a Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup and you'd be all set.
Michelle Ruffin-Stein
Did you get my box of fat guy underwear? It's in a really big box! It's all dirty underwear and it's in a really big box!.......Did i mention that? Let me know if you get a really big box in your mailbox! It's probably fat guy underwear that i sent you.........It's in a really big box!
Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment
Marty, you know what those men with the big cameras are trying to compensate for....Don't be jealous! :D
MissKlaatu
Keep checking that P.O. Box., Marty! I believe a very important package just MAY be coming in for you, but the return address won't be on it. Not that it's necessarily from me, or anything....I'm just saying.... watch carefully, especially on Tuesdays. I like to bake my very special recipe of, um....a delicious surprise (let's just call them the younger version of a Girl Scout) on Saturdays, and package them up very tightly and express mail them out to friends that I feel might need a little uplifting snack to keep them going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going.........;-)
Heide
The is hee-haw-larious Marty! My favorite part is that torturing Roy Clark was not enough, you two also had to throw a grape soda in a farmer's face! Only in the Midwest does any of this make sense!
Ash
I am Mayor Bloomberg and I am going to overregulate the taxis because I am a billionaire douchebag who never rides in them. They need TVs, credit card machines, no music, more advertising and, oh yeah, they have to be hybrids!! ...
Mayor (Spike) Bloomberg
"I can grow my Mullet With or Without You. ""But I still Haven't found the Mullet That I'm Looking For. "Bullet the Blue Mullet" "Combed My Mullet Sunday April 4th" "It's a Beautiful Mullet" Yeah pretty bad.
tiefighter25
Is this the episode where Joe gets called to a pot party, finds out that the hippies let their baby drown in the bath tub and smashes up a bag of reefer in the final scene? It's been a long, long time since I saw that episode.
Jaws the Cabbie
hey, wasnt the guy who played mr. wilson the same guy who played mr. mooney on the lucy show
tom murray
Marty...Don't tell me you wouldn't fuck fat Kirstie...You know you would! After 13 tall bud's you would fuck Jim Nabors! The truth hurts sometime! That's why i'm the Fountainhead of enlightenment!
Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment
My wife's name is Marcia. Thanks for yet ANOTHER fucked up visual. I hate this website.
Joey D
You have a photo of a bike. We are going biking today. Never knew we had so much in common.
Terry
that was a good sunday morning wake up...great commentary, laughed my ass off
danny williams
I'd like to rip my bra and throw out my tits in a MySpace bar for people to actually see, but somehow I don't think Tom would find that appropriate.;-)
Heide
"Don't be an energy H1N1"
Marty (Louisville)
Heide, who said Barfly in NYC isn't a gay joint too?
tiefighter25
very interesting all about me...fix the typo in the last line_stie.couldn't help myself
danny williams
"enjoy your bailout." wasn't that featured in your "alternative titles for sperm?"
biff
i like to pretend i'm famous on facebook..and i prefer to throw up at home on joe
Gidget
They should use Derke Smalls as their spokesmodel, Marty! Perhaps in a handy zucchini package?
Marty (Louisville)
Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."
Michelle Ruffin-Stein
This is outrageous. Pepper should havea distinct advantage here! Recount!Xo Ms CosMod
ms. cosmod
1. Monte Melnick now looks like Scotty from Star Trek
2. Tommy Ramone now looks like Jerry Garcia. And the Mandolin doesn't help
3. I look like crap.
Unrelated: I wanted to put together a band after Joey passed away and my stage name was gonna be "Curly Joe" Ramone...
Ted Jacobs
Crushing head photos, gawd that cheered me up. Thanks as always for making me feel like I was ... oh wait, I AM there when I introduce you. There being here. You know?
Slim Volume
i swear if you stare at them long enough, i think they're talking to me.
tom.murray
Ha, ha, ha! I love the "Tourette's" version of Dilbert!You should make that into a regular feature. (By the time the Dilbert people finally got around to suing you, you'd be long gone.)
Jason Childress
I'v e never liked the U2 bono.. music is ok but once he was perfroming in SF downtown in the square and he spraypainted a sculpure there. as some kind of protest.what an asshole.. the sculpure was this amazing one done ...
Gidget
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