Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 11:41AM 
In this age of Viagra eaters, it’s nice to see someone who has the balls to call himself, “Mister Softee!” For those of you about to ice cream, Mister Softee salutes you with a limp dick.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 12:20PM 
Every time I see pay phones, I wonder since everyone has a cell phone now, how long till they’re extinct? And then I think the same thought, but in my best William Shatnerspeak, “How long...Spock...how... LONG?”
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 2:55AM 
Usually I walk home from work, but last night my feet were killing me, so I took a taxi and stuck my camera out the window and took this shot. Seventh Avenue, heading downtown at 1:15 am, New York City. I think that’s also the name of a Simon and Garfunkel album, but don’t quote me on that.
Monday, May 11, 2009 at 12:00PM 
Well now, this is a fine, fine deli...if you’re...SATAN!
Friday, May 8, 2009 at 11:47AM 
I thought the back of this guy’s bald head would make a perfect pallette for a smiley face. And indeed it does! Hooray!
