Thursday
May142009
Mr. Softee
Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 11:41AM 
In this age of Viagra eaters, it’s nice to see someone who has the balls to call himself, “Mister Softee!” For those of you about to ice cream, Mister Softee salutes you with a limp dick.
Reader Comments (3)
awww...mr. softie. i like his meringue helmet. and, no, i am not referring to his dick.
http://www.mistersofteeflorida.com/mistersoftee4_008.htm
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
After my 50th birthday i did send a resume to the Mr. Softee world headquarters and was pleased that they thought that i would fit in well with their team!