Friday
Jun122009
Hollow Ground
Friday, June 12, 2009 at 11:40AM 
If Oprah Winfrey ever stands where I’m standing right now, it won’t be a hollow sidewalk anymore, it’ll be a hole in the ground with her inside of it. Moooo!
Friday, June 12, 2009 at 11:40AM
Reader Comments (5)
There once was a man from York
who picked his nose with a fork
when it got stuck
he cried "I don't give a fuck"
and walked around looking like a dork.
If that happened, that would be the second most powerful hole in the ground in Hollywood.
What does a limerick and today's picture have in common? If you guessed 'nothing' you win. Now back to The Marty Wombacher Show.
Isnt that how Squiggy said hi to the curb? Holloooowww sidewalk.
Mooo!