Baby Needs Diapers

So I’m casually shopping at the Duane Reade, minding my own business when all of a sudden this sign jumps out at me, “Baby Needs Diapers.” But I don’t have a baby...or do I? Thanks for this Maury Povich moment, Duane Reade! Tomorrow I’m shopping at Rite Aid!

Comments

[Professor Dungpie, Fountainhead of Enlightenment]

Aisle 3...........Papa needs a sixpack and a bag of cheetos!

[zemmiwinkadinkledoo]

HHAHHAHHA!

[Slim Volume]

Awesome -- I love shit like this. "My" WalMart has an aisle sign that reads "Cookies, Beans ..." but that's only wrong diet-wise.

[Michelle Ruffin-Stein]

The Depends aisle is located right behind it.

[MikeN]

I saw a sign outside a pizzeria (Fifth Avenue somewhere in the 30s, I think) that said: Pizza to Go in Rear.

[biff]

i just wish jerry orbach had lived long enough to see this.

[Marty (Louisville)]

Baby needs a new pair of snakeskin boots, Marty!