A.F.M.

Another fucking Monday. Blah! And it’s back to work for me. Double and triple blah. But I’m not going to let the blahs get in the way of the show today. I’ve got a website of the week coming up, along with a Blast from the Past, a true diner story and a fake ad. And maybe a surprise or two. But probably not.

One thing that’s not a surprise is the weekly artwork from “Boris,” because it’s great as always! A really cool artsy, film one this week. Great work, once again Daddio! If you’ve got a website and want to spruce it up with art like that, “Boris” is available for freelance assignments. He also does custom logos, CD and book covers, retouching and much more. Just send me an email and I’ll pass it along to “Boris.”

Okay, the Daily Photo is up next and then  all the other shit! Check back often for updates throughout the day. Have a good Monday, if that’s possible.

Sunday Video

What better way to end toilet Sunday than this? Cheers.

Sunday Comic (the only non-toilet entry.)

Tommy Toilet!

Sunday Time Wasters

It’s Lazy-Ass Sunday, Dial This Shit Up On Your Computer And Waste Some Fucking Time. Special Toilet Sunday edition!

A shitty film.

I did this for about a minute and nothing happened.

I failed at this as well.

Taking a shit at C.B.G.B.’s would’ve given me the heebie jeebies.

The King on his throne.

Frank Zappa on da crappa.

Take two!

Fiber Funny.

Something I’m putting off today.

A happy ending for you!

Sunday Service

Just like last week...

This week’s Sunday Service has a theme!

And the theme is...

Jesus Toilet!

Hooray!

Or perhaps I should say, “Holy Shitballs!”

Lazy-Ass Sunday!

It’s Lazy-Ass Sunday and that can mean only one thing...TOILET CANDY! Stay tuned for more crap on this toilet themed Lazy-Ass Sunday!

Six Fun Things to do at Funerals

6 Fun Things To Do At Funerals

  
1. Say loudly to no one in particular, “You know I’m surprised he lived as long as he did.”

2. Pretend to pray over the open casket. At the opportune time, run out of the church screaming, “He winked at me! He winked at me!”

3. Approach the widow and offer your condolences and then a hug and a kiss. And then watch the surprised look on her face as you snake your tongue halfway down her throat.

4. Yell the following out in the middle of the service, “Jesus fucking Christ, who do ya gotta blow to get a drink in this fucking dump?”

5. Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Once safely inside of a stall, scrawl on the bathroom wall, “Fuck the Dead!”

6. At the after funeral brunch, load up on the free booze and when the moment is right make the following toast: “It’s too bad about Larry, but I think we all realize what this means: More food and gas for the rest of us who are still alive!”

Glove Story, Part II

If you recall, I’ve started a photo series called, “Glove Story” where I’m taking pictures of single abandoned gloves this winter. Here’s the second in a series of many (I hope.)

Monday = Funday

It’s Monday, but for me it’s a fun day, because I have the day off work! Hurrah! And tomorrow and the whole motherfucking week! Woo and hoo!

Today I’m a Beatle, yeah, yeah, yeah! Thanks to TMWS resident artist, “Boris” for making my childhood dreams come true! I wonder if royalty checks will start showing up at my door. Great work, once again Daddio! If you’ve got a website and want to spruce it up with art like that, “Boris” is available for freelance assignments. He also does custom logos, CD and book covers, retouching and much more. Just send me an email and I’ll pass it along to “Boris.”

Okay, the Daily Photo is up next and then  part  two of my glove series thingy, a funeral larf and a true diner story!
Check back often for updates throughout the day. Happy Monday to you.

P.S. Pudding!