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Urban Chicken Fuckers
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Monday, September 21, 2009 at 5:30PM
Monday, September 21, 2009 at 5:30PM 
Are you someone who wants to keep fucking that chicken, but needs to have it defined for you? No problem, the good folk’s at Urban Dictionary have you covered!
Reader Comments (9)
I anxiously await Zioum Zioum's comment.
I once fucked a french doughnut by mistake............iz I a chicken fucker?
Grompf should know the answer to dat!
I didn't get Biff's reply till I re-read it! Where's Zioum Zioum?
Ha ha ha! I didn't notice the French one till now! TO THE JESUS HOLE!
Well ! see, american are able to see jesus on a dog's ass, a pizza, a crackers or a daughnut(?)... but In France, we are able to see a chicken appears on French anus !!
(Sorry Professor, It was Jesus in your case!!! haha)
It claims a hard reading practice to see it but I'm going to teach you :
1- Come in France : yes... the better chicken's ass are in France, no much Mcdonald's ass nor coca-cola's wonderbra here... (but if you like hair underarms! haha bon appetit!!)
2- Eat a Coq au vin, "Cock with wine" one of the better french cook speciality : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock --> please, look at the 4th meaning
3- Go to act like a French : Eat a lot of paté, drink a lot of wine, smoke a lot of cigarette, piss and puke on streets, don't work & wait aids from government, if they tell you to go to work go in street and make a riot, then insult everyone of "Enculé de ta mère"...
Well, at this step, you are almost french...
4- Go inside a Bar : Find a french girl and ask her with politness to show you her chicken anus. Anyway : Accept to be punched like an asshole, spit your teeth and smile mothafucka! you are in France!
5- Wait that the girl pay a glass of ricard for you (yes, in France, after a fight, we drink like assholes with our ennemies!)
6- When you are as drunk as the chicken, go in street with the French girl and find a bitchy greedy girl.
7- Remember the recipe for the Cock with wine, and introduce your cock in the wet wine chicken greedy anus of the bitchy... (And think of all the bucks the greedy bitches stole you in life!!!)
8- Then yell the warrior cry : Meeeow Meeow Meooow !!!
WELCOME IN FRANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ps: Little Robot Cat : Are you French ??????
Ha ha ha! That was worth the wait, Zioum Zioum! Good one! Viva la France! TO ZIOUM ZIOUM!
According to no. 3, I've been French since the age of 17! Viva la France!
Viva La France