Dissecting The Beatles
Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 4:18PM 
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John
He was known as the “witty” Beatle. Along with Paul McCartney he wrote most of the Beatle tunes. In 1966 he shocked the world by proclaiming that the “Beatles were bigger than Aunt Jemima.” In 1968 he further shocked the world by divorcing his wife Cynthia and marrying Gertrude Stein. Years later a crazy man blew his mind out with a gun. He’s currently dead.
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Paul
Paul was the “cute” one. Along with John Lennon he wrote most of the Beatle tunes. After manager Brian Epstein died from an accidental tourist, Paul suggested they make a film called Magical Misery Sewer. The film turned out to be bigger than waffles and later Paul stunned the world by announcing he was quitting the Beatles. “I quit,” he said. After his wife Linda (the Lovely Linda) expired he married a legless woman whom he affectionately referred to as “stumpy.” She divorced him and is currently dancing with half his bank account to make up for the missing limb. He continues to record music that not too many people listen to these days.
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George
George was known as the “quiet” Beatle. He’s currently dead. He’s really quiet now.
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Ringo
Ringo was known as the “dumb” Beatle. He surrendered the title to Paul, after Paul married his one-legged bride. While in the Beatles he wrote two songs. Neither of them made much sense and only seventeen people have listened to them all the way through. These days he enjoys looking at things that twirl and wearing plaid pajamas.
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Reader Comments (5)
LOL! Especially at the Ringo entry!
LOL ! TO PAJAMAS WITH A HOLE FOR THE JESUS HOLE ! (for a fast poo kill kill !)
TO PAJAMAS WITH A HOLE FOR THE JESUS HOLE ! (for a fast poo kill kill !)
Turns out that John was right! Paul's chin is now bigger than Aunt Jemima!
i like those bits that paul does on ESPN.