T.F.I.F!
Friday, August 14, 2009 at 11:22AM 
Woo fucking hoo! Thank fuck it’s Friday!
If you’re tuning in right now you’re probably noticing I’m starting the show a little early. That’s because I have to be in to work at noon today in instead of the afternoon. So I’m up early, guzzling diet Mountain Dew and trying in vain to wake up. I agree with the crack monkey up there, morning DOES suck. See, Motherfucker?
In spite of all this I have a fun Friday show lined up for you. Sadly I can’t check my P.O. Box because I’ll be at work and there’s no time to do it before I go in, so I’ll check it on Monday. But we do have Frankie Headbanger in the Commentator Corner with two of his original rock ‘n’ roll photos taken in Noo Joisy, I’ll be posting the winning Lottery ticket for tonight and there’ll be a blast from the past and of course a fake and a Daily Video to cap things off.
I really like the Home Page art “Boris” came up with today, kind of retro and mod, really cool work, Daddio! Perfect for a Friday. If you’ve got a website and need some art to dress it up, “Boris is available for freelance work. He also designs CD covers, logos, does retouching and just about anything you can imagine. Just go to the Home Page Art and take a look at what he’s done here! If you need some freelance artwork done, just send me an email and I will forward it to “Boris.”
Okay Daily Photo and Condensed Gossip will be up quicker than a fiddler’s dick can say, “How do you do?” Happy Friday everyone!
Reader Comments (5)
The monkey smokes crack? Maybe he will blow me for $5.00.
That's monkey is soooo cute!!
but he has hidden his jesushole with his foot... :(
LMAO at the crack monkey!
reason no. 482,938 i don't date simians.
Monkeys are great philosophes !