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Aug132009

Urban Whores

The Urban Dictionary is a website that is comprised of mainly slang words, phrases and slang meanings behind words. As you can imagine, if you type the word, “whore,” into their search engine, lots of things pop up, pun intended. Here’s some of my favorite Urban definitions of whore I found there. Check them all out here: Urban Dictionary: Whore definitions.

1. whore
A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!
SEE: SLUT - A woman that sleeps with everyone.
That whore wouldn't sleep with me.


2. Whore
Someone who does something excessively.
You camping whore!

6. Whore
(1) A term used by people who sleep around to insult someone who doesnt; as for an act of jealousy.
(2) A woman who is paid for sexual services.
(1) OMG i hate her she is such a whore!
(2) Hey whore! How much?


15. whore
A slut with good business sense and financial responsibility.
"That slut just asked me to pay her for last night!"
"Hey man, chill out and show some respect - that's a whore!"
"Oh, I didn't even realize... Now I feel bad."

18. whore
An individual who compromises his or her principles for personal gain.
I'm an open source developer who works for Microsoft. Sure they may be evil, but they give me a six figure sallary.

You corporate whore.

True.


19. whore
one who steals apples
You whore give me my apple back

21. Whore
A chick who is normally unconscious, as two men insert a wine bottle into her ass.
Guy 1: Hey she looks like a whore.

Man 1: ya I think she'd like a wine bottle in her ass.

Whore: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!


36. whore
mans best friend, simple as that
Dave: did you see that whore on the street?
Fred: HELL YEAH!!!


39. Whore
A dental hygeinist
All dental hygeinists are whores...it's a known fact.

51. whore
katie who lives in my dorm
You whoar. Hahahaha. Whore.

69. whore
someone who sleeps with people for money and/or other things
"That whore charges 30$ to tickle your balls from behind."

72. whore
your mother.
your mother is a whore.

78. Whore
Another word for a hole when its in your sock
You have a whore in your sock.

94. Whore
A whore is someone who sleeps, fucks and farts
The rudimentary definition of a whore encompasses three main characteristics: sleeping, fucking and farting on a regular basis. Other definitions of whores may encompass more specific aspects of the whore's lifestyle but the three main criteria must be present in order to accurately define the whore.
-Anonymous Sexual Sociology Professor


102. whore
somthing used to describe a giant bag of weed when they fuck up ur coffee
bitch! learn how to make coffee you stupid whore

Reader Comments (4)

holy shitballs, i LOVE the urban dictionary! i always look up a few new words before i go to a party. my favorite is the milwaukee noodle!

August 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterbiff

72- Jesus, your mother is a whore! Even a dictionary know that!

August 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZioum Zioum The Chainsaw

My favorite is 21! LOL!

August 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGene1

What A dental hygienist , so that is why she was hitting on me , Fucking Whore .

August 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJHwang

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