An Incomplete and Random List of Whores

Mary Worth
Miss Hathaway
Eva Braun
Howard Sprague
Pokey
Sarah Palin
Morley Safer
Jon
& Kate
Lovey Howell
Philip Michael Thomas
Virgin Mary
Spiro Agnew
Jim Belushi
John Travolta
Abraham Lincoln
Jackie Stallone
George Foreman
Ricky Ricardo
Portia de Rossi
Babe Ruth
Ed McMahon
Debbie Rowe
Doc Severinson
Shemp
Sean Lennon
Miley Cyrus
Totie Fields
Anybody that’s been a lead singer for Journey and isn’t Steve Perry
Blake Fielder-Civil
Topo Gigio
Jughead
Dane Cook
Jimmy Nicol
Brook Shields’ Mother
D'arcy Wretzky
Richard Pryor (See: The Toy, Superman, etc.)
Vanna White
Pebbles
Christopher Ciccone
Michael Lohan
Dina Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Linus
Frank Stallone
Tonto
Dave Coulier
Robert DeNiro (Remember Bullwinkle the movie?)
Babe Ruth
Ward Cleaver
Lumpy Rutherford
Whoever is playing guitar and drums with KISS now.
General Patton
Aunt Jemima
The Ty-D-Bol Man
Carol Merrill
Bill Clinton
Kevin Eubanks
Bob Eubanks
Flavor Flav
Ringo Starr (Pizza Hut commercial)
LaToya Jackson
Michael Jackson
Bubbles the Chimp
Ross Perot
Buffalo Bob
Potsy
Lorna Doone
Alan Thicke
Jill Gibson
Mahareshi Mahesh Yogi
Allen Klein
Joe Piscopo
Houdini
Jackie Martling
Elton John
Betty Crocker
Mr. Whipple
The Jolly Green Giant
Charles Rocket
Jerry Seinfeld
Junior Samples
Kendra Wilkinson
Eric Roberts
P. Didddy
Anna Nicole Smith
Chyna Doll
Courtney Love
Jerry Van Dyke
The Pillsbury Dough Boy
Tonya Harding
Andy Richter
Carson Daly
Joe “Mama” Besser
Tara Reid
Tarot Card
Carrot Top
Gary Coleman
Stephen Baldwin
Chef Boy Ar Dee
Jerry Springer
The Rolling Stones
Stephen King
Rona Barrett
The Galloping Gourmet
Rachael Fucking Ray
Oprah
Tipper Gore
Aunt Bea
The entire population of Mt. Pilot
Shanna Moakler
Murray Wilson
Larry Birkhead
Keanu Reeves
Dad (the root beer maker)
Heather Mills
Mr. French
Jim Carrey
Screech
The Keebler Elves
Emeril Lagasse
John Oates
The Oompa Loompas
Kelly Ripa
Robby Benson
Capt’n Crunch
Jefferson Starship
Dino
Desi
And Billy
Dick Clark
Reuben Kincaid
Martha Stewart
Alan Lockwood
The Real World Las Vegas Cast
Gallagher
Count Chocula
Anyone that’s ever married Larry King
Cousin Brucie
Marty Wombacher

Comments

[JHwang]

My Favorite Whore is Marlene Dietrich !

[grompf]

When you send all theses whores to a church... this is what you call Whore shipping ?

(sorry.... i try but i failed :-D i still have to learn english!)

[Joey D]

Shemp was no whore!

["Boris"]

Joe "Mama" Besser!

[Marty Wombacher]

TO JOE "MAMA" BESSER!

[Zioum Zioum The Chainsaw]

Marty Wombacher is a whore?? ;) we want photos !!! (and don't forget to make-up! lips red and sexy attitude!) Mouhahahahahahahaha

[Gene1]

Great list! And I agree with Zioum Zioum, photos please! LOL!

[grompf]

Ouhai photo !!! JHWang please use your pinhole ! :o)

[biff]

i can't believe you called aunt bea a whore! no pie for you!