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Monday
Aug102009

Children's Letters To The Marty Wombacher Show

How the fuck would I know? What, do I like like Mr. Wizard here? Fuck you!

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Hey Erica, see that box that you’re watching the show on? It’s a computer, you ignorant slut!

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Wow, that’s amazing, Einstein. I’ve got one word for you, Bobby: Calculator! Oh, and Bobby? Your mother’s a whore!

Reader Comments (11)

I always liked children... but only served in a round plate with the correct sauce and a choice of vegetables.

August 10, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergrompf

HAHA! children are amazing assholes! They always think that you know more than themselves ... but ... huuuh... Sometimes they tell you things and you really look like an assholes adult ! haha

August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZioum Zioum The Chainsaw

LOL!

August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJHwang

Marty , What's the white piece of flab that in my can of pork & beans ?

August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJHwang

It's the inside of the Jesus Hole! Eat it before it eats you!

August 10, 2009 | Registered CommenterMarty Wombacher

grompf: LMAO!

August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGene1

HAHAHA ! TO FLAB INSIDE THE JESUS HOLE ! AMEN !

August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZioum Zioum The Chainsaw

TO FLAB INSIDE THE JESUS HOLE ! AMEN !

August 10, 2009 | Registered CommenterMarty Wombacher

Dear Marty.........How come my penis smells like manure after i get done fucking a horse?

professor, i never knew you were from west virginia!

August 11, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterbiff

Dear Professor, because Mr. Ed forgets to wipe!

August 11, 2009 | Registered CommenterMarty Wombacher

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