Saturday
Aug012009
Future Commercial Catchprases
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Saturday, August 1, 2009 at 3:51PM
Saturday, August 1, 2009 at 3:51PM ------------------
Future Commercial Catchprases
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Lays Fat Free Potato Chips
"Surrender to Anal Leakage!"
Saturday Night Live
“Deny Your Laughter!”
E! Entertainment TV
“Dive into the Shallow End of the Pool!”
Coca Cola
“Coke Adds Life...oh wait a second, no it doesn’t, in fact it probably shortens it. Never mind.”
Kotex
“Stuff It!”
Rogaine
“Stop Being Bald!”
Lifesaver’s Candy
“Don’t Use These as Flotation Devices!”
Kleenex
“Blow Your Snot in This!”
The Army
“Join the Army, It’s More Than Just A Job...Because You Can’t Quit Once You Join!”
Reader Comments (8)
LOL! Especially the Lays one!
LOL !!!
I'm druged with coca-cola, please H.E.L.P. M.E. ! Plus when I drink this shit, I just feel I want to scream like a seagull !
TO SEAGULL PISS!
TO SEAGULL HOLE !
˙ ǝʞoɔ ɹnoʎ uı ǝǝd ǝǝd ʇnd ǝɯ ' ǝʞoɾ ʎɐןd ǝɯ ' ǝsǝuıɥɔ ǝɯ
I like you poem JHwang!!
blow your snot in this! hahahahahahaha!!