Happy 4th of July!
Saturday, July 4, 2009 at 10:16AM 
This is going to be the only post of the day as The Marty Wombacher Show takes a day off for the Fourth of July holiday. I want to wish you and yours a great 4th of July! Have tons of funs, my friends!
I’ll be back tomorrow, hungover as hell and ready to serve up the Lazy-Ass Sunday edition of The Marty Wombacher Show around the crack of noon.
Thanks to “Boris,” for the special Fourth of July Home Page art and the hilarious and cool art (above) that accompanies this post! And remember folks, “Boris” is available for freelance work, just send me an email and I’ll forward it along.
Alright, Happy Fourth of July and remember, “Fireworks Rock!” See, Motherfucker?
P.S. The first show was broadcast on May 4th, so today is the two month anniversary of The Marty Wombacher Show. I just want to thank those of you who come back every day and tune in and leave comments. I feel like we’ve formed a cool little improv group and this has been more fun than I ever dreamed it would be! Thank you so much for joining in and becoming a part of this.
And an extra thanks to “Boris” for his cool and genius artwork!
TO WHORES!
Reader Comments (9)
OWWW! Muthafucka!!
To putas!
TO PUTAS!
When I was in my teens I sold firecrackers in chinatown to make extra cash . I would walk up & down Mott St saying " Fireworks " , & try to figure out if the guy who wants it not a undercover cop . Those where The Good Old Days .
I have had firecracker blow up in my hand , but thank god I didn't lose any fingers , & also got hit on my chest with a bottle rocket , playing bottle rocket war in the play ground . What we did was find a small metal pipe to direct the bottle rocket to go at you .
Happy birthday to The Marty Wombacher Show !!!! Yiiiippa!
Great work "Boris" ! You rock!
And If you play with a firework ; don't forget your fingers on the ground and clean the blood !
TO WHORES ! TO CHINGADAS ! and half spanish/Turkish is : TO OROSPUTAS !
Q : Hey!? Do you know the noise of a firework?
A : Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioum !
Happy 4th ! TO WHORES !
TO WHORES ! TO CHINGADAS ! TO OROSPUTAS !
chingadas....aren't those mexican desserts?
I don't know... but "es un hijo de la chingada" means in spanish : "he's a son of a bitch" !
You rock, "Boris!" That's great!