Fuck!
Friday, July 31, 2009 at 1:28AM 
This is going to be brief. I have to try and get back to work tomorrow at noon, so I’m posting everything early this morning (it’s currently about one-thirty in the morning EST, USA.)
So the Daily Photo will be up soon and since I usually write the Condensed Gossip at around 11:30 am when I wake up, but at this time of night no one has updated anything, so I’ve decided to do a special, “Hi Asshole!” Condensed Gossip. And I’ll post part two of my true-life arrest tale, “A Real Beer Bust.”
And I love the Home Page art by “Boris” today! Great work Daddio. “Boris” is available for freelance artwork be it something to spruce up your website, a CD cover design, logos, retouching or you name it. Just shoot me an email from the Home Page and I’ll forward it along.
Okay, on with the fucking show, this shit is cutting into my drinking time! Happy Friday everyone.
P.S. The show will be back in its regular format tomorrow. Tune in around noon if you can! Thanks!
Reader Comments (7)
I just blew a screaming rainbow of diarreah next to my non existing God, in the alley next to the bar! Am i going to hell?
Hell is paved with diarrea and steaming shit tiles !
WTF , I thought my clock was wrong & I woke up late !
oops i crapped my pants!
It was perfect for me! I woke up early and I already got the TMWS, not obliged to wait around 6pm !!
Grompf please : Can you explain me your joke?? OR stop to talk in English from your spirituo-dream Irish bar where trolls are as drunk as our favorite singer amyL Wine-House! ;)
ZioumZioum : drunk trolls always look better than AWH !!!!
TO TROLLS!
(without diarreah nor smeellin'dogs !)
TO TROLLS!