One Of My Favorite Things

My Cross-Eyed Jesus night light! You gotta love the Cross-Eyed Jesus. The son of bitch cures lepors, helps the lame walk, refuses to stick his holy dick in that slut Mary Magdalene’s joy hole, yet refuses to fix own crossed-eyeballs. What a selfless, charitable son of a bitch!

I bought him at the 99 Cent store on 14th Street. The store is closed, but Cross-Eyed Jesus lives on!

Comments

[ash]

Jesus Christ, that is a damn fine night light!

[biff]

don't kid yourself. he keeps his eyes crossed so he can see two of himself in the mirror.

[Zioum Zioum The Chainsaw]

WOow! TO JESUS FOREVER !

[Marty Wombacher]

TO JESUS FOREVER !

[David Slockbower]

Holy Shit, Jesus IS the way, the truth, and the LIGHT!!!

[Beau Brooks]

I love cross-eyed Jesus.

["Boris"]

"Cross-Eyed Mary" could not be reached for comment.

[Gene1]

Jesus Crosseyed Christ! LOL!

[Zioum Zioum The Chainsaw]

TO CROSSED-EYE MARY JESUS JOSEPH !

[Marty Wombacher]

TO CROSSED-EYE MARY JESUS JOSEPH !