You're a Little Late Ted

The National Enquirer reports that Ted Kennedy wants forgiveness from Mary Jo Kopechne.

Gee, that's great Ted, but I don't think she can do that because she's DEAD! Don't you remember? You drowned her after all! Good luck with that brain cancer, Teddy! Have some chowder and scotch and maybe you'll feel better.

Comments

[Zioum Zioum the Chainsaw]

Life gives you exactly what you want... This fucker wanted forgiveness from mary and he got it : A brain cancer! haha! ........... Jesus, god, virgin mary...etc they never leave us without answer! ;)

[Motherfucker]

Yeah she will forgive you Ted , when your DEAD !! Can't wait to see you Motherfucker !

[Marty (Louisville)]

An ounce of "helping your date get out of the sinking car instead of abandoning her to die"
is worth a pound of forgiveness, you muthafucka Ted!

[biff]

mmm...chowder and scotch!