Tuesday
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009 at 11:59AM
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 at 11:59AM 
Happy Tuesday to you all. The show’s going to start momentarily. And there’s a good one lined up today! We have a Squeal of Fortune winner and that will be announced shortly, I’ll be posting a new photoblog about meeting Dee Dee Ramone’s ex-wife who has a new book out and updates at Daily Picture, fishwrap and Condensed Gossip, so check the links on the Home Page often. Now it’s time to Dew my best to wake the fuck up!
Reader Comments (3)
first the cigar and now this carrot. what's with all the monica lewinsky references?
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
Carrot ferret. Maybe not.