Have You Got Any Gum?
Today was a trying day for the “Got Any Gum,” episode. There was a couple on the stoop in the building next to me, who were sitting on the steps eating their lunch, so I asked them to play and they said they didn’t like the internet. Yeah, right, they’re probably the authors of this blog and they don’t want any competition. I next approached a man sitting on a bench in Union Square Park, but he didn’t speak any English. Thanks Latka! Finally I found a nice person! Benjamin Palmer was relaxing, smoking a cigarette and he happily agreed to play. Benjamin is the CEO of the barbarian group and you can check out their website here: the barbarian group. And now it’s time to play...Have you got any gum!
Benjamin...have you got any gum?
And sadly, he had no gum! He probably can’t afford gum, since cigarettes are about $3,879 a pack now in New York. Thanks for playing, Benjamin!
We’ll see you all next week, for another exciting edition of, Have You Got Any Gum?
Reader Comments (4)
benjamin looks just like a young ray davies! i wonder if ray davies has got any gum?
he's got 2 addictions already.. smoking and a crackberry. he cant afford another one.
Good one, Joey D! LOL!
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.