Jim Morrison, Sid Vicious and Elvis Presley--Rock’s Most Unlikely Trinity
Sunday, June 28, 2009 at 5:04PM 
If you think that death is all that Jim Morrison, Sid Vicious and Elvis Presley have in common, you’re dead wrong. Below are some facts that reveal a definite link in this unlikely trinity of rock ‘n’ rollers.
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Jim Morrison could be quite vicious--Sid Vicious’ real name was John--Elvis Presley died in the john.
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Jim Morrison had a lot of sex appeal--Sid Vicious was a member of the Sex Pistols--Elvis Presley liked to fire pistols at TV sets.
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Jim Morrison and the Doors lineup was unique in the fact that it didn’t have a bass player--Sid Vicious took the place of original Sex Pistols bassist Glen Matlock--If Elvis would’ve lived he would’ve been a fine guest on the TV show Matlock.
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Jim Morrison died in France--The Sex Pistols toured France before Sid Vicious joined--Elvis saw London, he saw France and he even watched women wrestle in their white cotton underpants.
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Oliver Stone immortalized Jim Morrison in the movie “The Doors”--Sid Vicious was featured along with Johnny Rotten and the other Sex Pistols in the movie “Who Killed Bambi”--After he got out of the army, rotten movies pretty much killed Elvis’ career in the early 60’s.
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In 1967 Jim Morrison and the Doors recorded a song entitled, “Five to One”--In the Sex Pistols Sid Vicious was one in a group of four--Four out of five dentists would have been mortified at Elvis’ steady diet of jelly donuts and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
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Jim Morrison’s fondness for drugs was slightly diminished when he turned to alcohol--Sid Vicious turned to alcohol when he couldn’t get any heroin on tour in the U.S.--Dr. Nick got turned in to the authorities for “overmedicating” Elvis.
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When The Doors performed the song “The End” Jim Morrison would scream out, “Mother...I want to fuck you!”--Sid Vicious was fond of telling anyone, including his mother, to “fuck off!”--Elvis loved his mama good.
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Jim Morrison was a hero of the 60’s--Sid Vicious was a product of the 70’s--The merchandising of dead Elvis Presley products and of his estate continues to be bigger than one of his latter-day jump suits to this day.
Reader Comments (5)
wow! they're practically triplets! i'll bet if kate and jon were their parents, they'd-a been REALLY fucked up!
Who knew they had this in common? LOL!
Facinating study of these three men! I do believe Elvis could have been a great guest on the Andy Griffith show as well! Perhaps as Gomer's better looking cousin! I have a taste for a peanut butter and spam sandwich!
Is that like "The Church of Latter-Day Jump Suits?
they all had shaven pubes when they died. look it up. incredible.