A Tale of Two Charlies
Tuesday, June 2, 2009 at 4:21PM 
Charlie Brown and Charlie Manson have a lot in common besides having the same first name. Both of them...uh...they both...um...okay, they have nothing in common at all.
Charlie Brown is a depressed little fuck of a comic strip character and Charlie Manson was crazed, LSD eating cult leader who wasn’t afraid to stick his dick in young, psychotic girls who had run away from home and were looking for a father figure in their disturbed and lonely lives. So there really isn’t anything similar about the two at all. But that’s not going to stop me from having a fun quiz about the two Charlie’s, so there!
Below are quotes from Charlie Brown and Charlie Manson. See if you can correctly identify which Charlie said what. The answers are at the bottom. No cheating!
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1. In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
2. There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.
3. We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.
4. I have X'd myself from your world.
5. No sense makes sense.
6. It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
7. That's the secret to life...replace one worry with another.
8. A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
9. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
10. Everything is beautiful if you want to experience it totally.
Answers:
1. Charlie Brown
2. Charlie Brown
3. Charlie Manson
4. Charlie Manson
5. Charlie Manson
6. Charlie Brown
7. Charlie Brown
8. Charlie Manson
9. Charlie Brown
10. Charlie Manson
Reader Comments (4)
Completely enlightening in every way.
Satan is goinf to fuck the shit out of Manson when her gets to hell.
i'll bet if manson ever gets out of jail, there'll be a recruiting job waiting for him at the local scientology chapter.
Here's something they had in common. Lucy and Patty Hearst were both cunts.