Welcome to Monday’s Show!

Hello and welcome to the Monday edition of The Marty Wombacher Show. I hope you had a good weekend, personally I’m not awake yet, so if this makes no sense, that’s why.

I’ve got a great show for you today! Our in house artist, “Boris” did the Home Page art and it’s a great one, shows what a jerk off I really am! Thanks, “Boris!” We’ll have all the usual updates starting with a brand new Daily Photo and then Condensed Gossip. Multiple updates at fishwrap and right here at the Daily Post. I’ve got the Squeal of Fortune coming up, I’m going to try and go out and see if anyone is game for a Dog Day Afternoon photo and there’s going to be a lot of other crap, trust me. So drink whatever the fuck you need to drink and wake up, goddammit! Check back often and remember to look at the red links at the bottom of the Home Page for current updates. Happy times!