Saturday
Jun132009
Do You Remember?
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 at 5:31PM
Saturday, June 13, 2009 at 5:31PM 
Do you remember...
Kick the can...
Running through the sprinkler...
Watching Saturday morning cartoons...
Your first day of school...
Your first kiss...
Pulling the wings off of a fly...
Your first trip to an abortion clinic...
Falling down and not being able to get up after smoking way too much PCP...
Sewing your best friends eyelid’s shut and then dipping him in turpentine...
Taking a baseball bat and using it to turn kindly Miss Jenkins into a bloody fucking mess...
Staring at the sun without blinking and turning your retinas into a fourth degree forest fire...
Human heads stored in the refrigerator...
Phil Collins’ neck hair...
Chuckles candy...
...Memories!
Reader Comments (4)
Wow. You were a fucked up kid. After sewing my best friend's eyelid shut, we dipped him in Developer part A. For those who dont get it, go work in a photolab.
Those were the days, Marty!
I have to agree with Joey, You were a fucked up kid! The eyelid and turpentine thing...........that is beyond just having some laughs with your buddies! Human heads in the fridge is a whole different thing! Here in Milwaukee, My old pal Jeff and I used to collect many heads and store them in the freezer so they would not spoil! We had great fun in collecting our heads and making delightful Kabobs on the grill for our lady friends Yeah! Good Times!
ah, the 70's.