1,000th Comment
Wednesday, June 10, 2009 at 2:03PM 
Last week in the Commentators Beer Frame I wrote that The Marty Wombacher Show was close to getting its 1000th comment and said we’d have a contest wherein the person who makes the 1,000th comment would win both of my books and both copies of Natalie Word. Then I forgot about it. I just realized last night and now we are well over 1,000 comments so I had to count backwards and here’s the winner (drumroll)...Joey D! Joey D left this comment on June 5th and it is the 1,000th, comment:”
Every time you jerk off, Chuck Norris kills a Mexican baby.
Joey D
Ha ha ha! Good one, Joey D! And since I work with this guy, I don’t have to pay any postage to give him his prize, so we all win! I’ll bring the stuff in today, Joey, if you outlive me, maybe some of this shit will be worth something after I die and you can sell it on eBay! Thanks for commenting everybody, I really appreciate it. I’d comment back, but then I wouldn’t have time to do the show, but I read and enjoy each and every one of them!
Reader Comments (8)
Confrats Joey Boombots, is that a ghetto Wii controler in your hand?
yay, joey d!!
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"
Can you say, "stay on topic?" Sure, I knew you could! Congratulations, Joey D!
*Bows* Thank You!!!
No, tiefighter 25, it is a vintage Ringling Bros Barnum and Bailey Circus flashlight circa 1968.
I am going to put the 2 books on my coffee table (they make great beercan coasters) and the 2 magazines I will leave in a public bathroom somewhere in NYC.
Mr. Rogers? I can! Watch this... "stay on topic". Whew. I didnt even break a sweat!
Now back to The Show!
Professor D, Congratulates Joey D on winning this fabulous prize package! Refresh my memory........i was blasted when i read this! You jerked off 1000 times to a picture of Chuck Norris while holding a Mexican baby! Cool! I can not top that! You are the Man......Mr. Joey D.
I jerked off in my Julia Childs cookbook a buch of times! Now i can't make swedish meatballs anymore because the pages are stuck together! I am new to this show! How many times do you have to jerk off to win prizes?
Apparently 1000. Good luck beating THAT! Don't forget the Mexican baby!